CARNAL DISTRACTION IS COSTLY

Maybe he was distracted by her breaststroke.
A Crossville, Tenn., man claims a woman swam nude in his pool while her husband burglarized his home, according to the Crossville Chronicle. The 54-year-old man, who did not wish to be identified, said the couple, who he knew from the neighborhood, visited his house on Saturday afternoon. The woman asked if she could swim in his pool. The victim told her she could and she then reportedly asked her husband to go back to their house and grab her cigarettes. The woman allegedly asked if she could swim nude, which the victim said was alright with him. As the victim looked on, the woman allegedly swam for 20 minutes before drying off and leaving. "I escorted her outside and invited her to church, but she said she didn't have time for that," the victim told WKRN. After she left, the victim realized his home had been burglarized. The woman's husband allegedly stole $1,195 worth of items from the home, including a handgun, jewelry and medication. Police have launched an investigation into the incident. "The two suspects have been identified, but have not been arrested," WKRN reports.
HE INVITED HER TO CHURCH??????? WELL, MAYBE THE LUSTFUL OLD FART NEEDED REPENTENCE AS WELL.....