ONCE AGAIN, YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!

Washington DC – First Lady Michelle Obama served a healthy meal to kids today, attending the official “”Kids’ State Dinner.” The event was held at the White House to promote the First Lady’s “Lets Move” anti-obesity initiative. Here is the menu, which was composted of winning recipes submitted by children for the contest. The menu: Kale Chips from the New York winner were placed on each table ahead of the appetizer, which was Quinoa Black Bean and Corn Salad from the Arizona winner. The entree was “Yummy Cabbage Sloppy Joes” from the Kansas winner, accompanied by Baked Zucchini Fries from the North Carolina winner. Dessert was two recipes: A Strawberryana Smoothie from the Hawaii winner; and a “Summer Fruit Garland” from the South Dakota winner, which was chunks of fruit on a wooden skewer.

YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!!

Chicago – She was an attorney at a big Chicago law firm. He was a Harvard Law student who landed a job there as a summer associate. He was immediately smitten. She wasn’t so sure. But he won her over, and the couple sealed their budding romance with a kiss at the Baskin-Robbins ice cream shop in Hyde Park. So goes the story of how Michelle and Barack Obama fell in love in 1989. And on Wednesday, a historical marker went up at the corner of Dorchester Avenue and 53rd Street noting the exact location where the couple had their first smooch. A quote from President Obama, taken from an interview published in “O, The Oprah Magazine” in February 2007, is inscribed beneath an embedded photo of the couple.

WHY DON'T WE ALL BOW DOWN TO THE GREAT MESSIAH??

TRUE LOVE

Denver, Colorado – Denver police are searching for a man accused of unleashing a pit bull mix on a bride at her wedding reception and then beating her with brass knuckles. “The whole time he just stood there and laughed,” the 22-year-old bride, Brittany Cortez, said of her alleged attacker, Joel Nevarez, a troubled childhood friend who has been in and out of mental hospitals. “He let that dog drag me around the street like a rag doll,” the bride said. “He punched me in the face and the back of the head with brass knuckles.” Friends and Nevarez’s family members said they live in terror of the 31-year-old man, who they said has become increasingly unstable and aggressive.

DANGEROUS BURRITO

AUSTIN, Minnesota – After tossing a burrito at a woman, an Adams, Minn., man was charged in Mower County District Court with gross misdemeanor domestic assault. Troy Hansen was also re-sentenced for a probation violation on a gross misdemeanor DWI conviction from July and sentenced to 180 days in jail. According to court documents: Adams Police and a Mower County sheriff’s deputy went to the 100 block of Fourth Street NW in Adams after 9 p.m. for a report of a domestic dispute. When they arrived, they discovered Hansen had allegedly thrown a burrito at the woman; toppings were still on her head and right shoulder. The court complaint states Hansen asked the woman for a cigarette and got angry when she refused.