Wednesday, March 31, 2010

GOODBYE WEE-WEE

Indonesia-An Indonesian teenager chopped off his penis and tossed it down a well after learning his girlfriend intended to marry another man. The 19-year-old from a village in Central Java was lucky to survive the self surgery, health authorities said. "He arrived at the hospital last Thursday in critical condition from blood loss," Cilacap General Hospital Director Sugeng Budi Susanto told local media. "Cutting off a penis can be fatal." Doctors were unable to re-attach the dismembered member because villagers could not find it. The teen spent several days in intensive care but is now in recovery, Sugeng said. He had not spoken to anyone about the incident, Sugeng said. "He's still too shocked and embarrassed to talk to or see anyone."


Thank goodness, we won't be getting any genetic gene of insanity passed down by him!

HOT DOG??

GREEN BAY, Wis. (AP) -- A Green Bay man convicted after his ex-girlfriend found her puppy dead in a hot oven has been sentenced to six years in prison. A Brown County judge told 32-year-old Terry G. Kleiman on Friday his actions were despicable. Judge William Atkinson sentenced Kleiman to one year in prison for mistreating animals and five years for burglary. Prosecutors say Kleiman broke into the woman's apartment in November 2008. They say the woman arrived home later and found her apartment filled with smoke and the 5-month-old Pekingese's body in the oven.

Nepalese Stray Dog Lands Cushy Job


In some parts of Asia, some jobs are going to the dogs! Nepal’s Red Cross Society was so touched by the watchdog capabilities of a stray dog that they have allocated a job title for the pooch. This comes complete with a monthly salary as well as overtime payment.The group claim that the homeless black mongrel had simply popped up near the office one day and took it upon itself to watch over the premises. Thus, it barked and warned the folks every time a stranger wandered onto the grounds. The Society was impressed with its dedication to the job and thereby, decided to reward it for its efforts. This came in the form of a regular salary of 1 000 rupees with additional compensation for any guard work during the weekend. According to Man Bahadur Budathokia, the president of NRSC, this money would mainly be used to buy snacks and goodies for the dog. This included meat on a regular basis as well as generous amounts of milk and biscuits. For the ex-street dog, this of course means that it finally has a place to call home. In fact, Budathokia also said: “The dog is doing such a great job that we might even get rid of our night guard.”

MOTHER'S MILK


"For some new mothers, getting their newborn child to suck out the moo juice of mankind from their breast for sustenance is a daunting task. Either it hurts too much, or the baby simply refuses to latch on, resulting in one frustrated mother who firmly believes that breast milk is necessary for a healthy, growing baby.Thanks to those fine folks in the land of the rising sun, breast milk is now available in a carton! No need to worry about your baby latching, or dealing with an overzealous child with the sucking power of a Hoover. Now you can save your breast the hassle all while giving your baby the nutrition he or she needs! Naturally, the company that manufactures this “breast milk” has employed the image of a baby suckling on his or her mother’s breast. One can only surmise this is for easy identification purposes, as I imagine it would be absolutely hilarious to discover the moo juice you’ve been drinking has come from your own species."


This may not sound too insane, but...?? How good is the herd, so to say?

SWEET LSD GHERKINS


Jobless hairdresser Patrick Baecker, 35, posed as a mystic healer and told Axel Pfeffer he would make him see for £20,000. The court in Fehmarn, Germany, heard how the former motorcyclist had tried everything to restore his sight after losing it in a crash. But instead Baecker fed him pickles laced with powerful mind-bending hallucinogenic drugs to induce visions. ‘You are a hairdresser, not a shaman,’ Judge Markus Faerber told Baecker in court.

NO GOLD FISH FOR KIDS


SALE, England, March 30 (UPI) -- A 66-year-old British woman was fined and ordered to wear an ankle monitor as punishment for selling a goldfish to a 14-year-old. Joan Higgins, 66, owner of Majors Pet Shop in Sale, England, was fined $1,506, ordered to wear an ankle monitor and given a seven-week curfew as punishment for selling a goldfish to a 14-year-old boy sent into the store by police on a test buy, the Daily Mail reported Tuesday. A 2006 law prohibits the sale of live fish to children under the age of 16. Higgins' son, Mark, 47, was fined $1,300 and ordered to complete 120 hours of community service. "I think it's a farce. What gets me so cross is that they put my mum on a tag -- she's nearly 70, for goodness sake," Mark Higgins said. "She's a great grandma so she won't be able to babysit a new born baby. You would think they have better things to do with their time and money." "The council sent the 14-year-old into us. It is hard to tell how old a lad is these days. He looked much older than 14," he said.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

SERENITY (SANITY) NOW !!

FAMILY ON OBAMA HEALTHCARE 2014














(for all of you observant medical people, I do realize that these skeletons are all male, but if you don't say nothing, then neither will I)

EXPENSIVE ANTIQUE TOYS
















"A pair of 18th Century sex toys have been sold at an auction in Essex for £3,6000. "The wooden toys were described as being "extraordinary and exceptionally rare" before the sale at Brentwood Antiques Auction. It is though the phalluses are probably French and date back to the 1700s - they came complete in a leather covered case. Listing them as 'Erotica' the auctioneers description of the lot read: "A pair of wooden phallus contained within a fitted kid leather covered Treen case. "One phallus 10 inches and with testicles and the other 11 inches and without testicles." … unsurprisingly the winning bidder chose to remain anonymous."

SO, AMERICAN DOLLARS ABOUT $5000?, NEED TO GO TO SPENCERS NEXT TIME, DON'T YA THINK?

HERE KITTY KITTY 2


PENSACOLA, Fla., March 29 (UPI) -- Officials in Florida say 161 cats were removed from the home of a man charged with animal cruelty. The cats all had to be euthanized because they posed a health hazard to the other animals at the Escambia County shelter, a spokeswoman told the Pensacola (Fla.) News Journal. Larry Kruger, 61, faces animal cruelty charges. Neighbors told the newspaper the Kruger property reeked whenever it was hot or rainy. Sheriff's deputies said the place was inundated with feline waste. "It was absolutely disgusting," Sgt. Ted Roy said. The South Florida Sun Sentinel said neighbors knew Kruger had a thing for cats, but believed he was rescuing them.

HYBRIDS





















AT THIS TIME, I REALLY WANT TO SEND KUDOS TO RIDICULOUSPOSES.COM, THEY ARE SUCH A GREAT SITE TO GET SO MANY GREAT IMAGES FROM. GREAT IMAGINATIONS THAT CAPTURE THE WORD INSANITY SO MAGNIFICENTLY!!

Friday, March 26, 2010

DRUNKS AND POSSUMS














PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) - Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway. State police Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal Thursday along Route 36 in Oliver Township, about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh. The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance. He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
Levier says the animal already had been dead a while.


This is too insane not to be the truth!!

The Mursi Tribe Of Ethiopia






















One man's beauty is another's beast, I would never kiss and tell!! But, there is a very strong resemblance to my ex-mother-in-law.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

MOMMY..., THIS GAME IS TOO WEIRD, AND I DON'T WANT TO PLAY IT ANYMORE.

NORMAL IN RUSSIA??

HOLY RATS




"Karni Mata, at first glance in your guidebook, sounds like any other amazing temples in India – it’s in the state of Rajasthan, which has innumerable golden palaces and towering temples. But in the town of Deshnok you’ll find this template to be unlike any other temple in the world. The silver rats on the door should be your first sign something is amiss, but as soon as you enter you’ll soon see that humans are the minority, while more than 20,000 rats have taken over this religious sanctuary. In fact, it is they who are considered holy. The story goes that the Goddess Karna Mata, a Hindu sage and official deity of two royal families, died after a mysterious disappearance at age 151. The temple was built in her honor and strangely enough the rats came – perhaps because some of Karni’s male children had been reincarnated as rats. Thousands visit during the ten days of the religious festival Navaratri; they say if a rat is killed, it must be replaced with a rat of solid gold. The worshippers comeThe Rat Temple is over 600 years old and is popular with tourists. Tourists come for the obvious fight factor, but it is said that rats climbing over your bare feet brings good luck – shoes aren’t allowed in the temple, so it isn’t for the weak of heart. Though if you spot the white rat, you’ll have even more luck when you leave to pray with the rats and feed them as this is claimed to heal illnesses."

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

OMG2


Longmont, Colo (CBS) At a school where parents were asked permission before their children were allowed to watch a speech by President Obama, and where permission is sought for students to watch movies, not asking parental permission to touch and feel a placenta in a science class was a shock for some parents in Colorado's St. Vrain Valley School District. The school district says it was an "oversight" not to let parents of 5th graders at Alpine Elementary School know in advance that a human placenta was being brought to class as a teaching tool. Unfortunately that presentation did not quite follow district protocol," said district spokesperson John Poynton. "They (the parents) had a right to know in advance and for that we regret that they were not told in advance.The incident occurred Dec. 15, 2009, at Alpine, which is described as an International Baccalaureate school in Longmont, Colo., for high performing students. A certified nurse midwife who is the mother of a 5th grade student brought the placenta in to help students learn about human circulation. Wearing surgical gloves, the students were encouraged to feel, poke and prod the placenta, which was sitting in a light blue hospital tray. A placenta is a temporary human organ that joins the mother and her fetus, transferring oxygen and nutrients from the mother to the fetus. "I thought it was horrible, not age appropriate. It's horrible," said Michael Valentine, whose daughter Cara, 10, was one of the 22 students in the class."I just felt a sick feeling in my stomach when I heard she had one and it was real," said Cara Valentine. "I knew right away I didn't want to touch it but the teacher and midwife were coaxing us to do it." "I was completely astonished and didn't believe what she was saying," said Cara's mother, Christina Valentine. "But when I saw the picture it put everything into perspective."
Valentine is talking about the cell phone photo her daughter shot of the bloody placenta to verify what had occurred in her classroom. "I wanted to show them in case they wouldn't believe me," said the 5th grader.


And I thought having them put condoms on bananas were gross.

OMG


"Vivaeros, a sex toy company owned by Guido Lenssen, commissioned a special perfume. German cosmetics makers have come up with the scent requested. They claim it smells like a vagina. Yes, a sex toy company will be marketing a perfume Lenssen intends to call Vulva (link NSFW). He claims the scent is "an intoxicating mixture of urine, sweat, and female excitement". Lovely.


What next, butt crack scented lotion?

And.....this is my 100th post on this blog, and this is what I chose??? Geez!!!

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

TRAINING











TEDDY IS GOING TO HIRE THIS CAT TO TRAIN MY CATS. THAT WAY TEDDY WILL HAVE A SQUAD TO WORK WITH, A HEAVY ARMED SQUAD. WATCH OUT SOCIALISTS!!

FREE HEALTH CARE IS NOW HERE

ROGUE EYES
















RIDICULOUS CONTACT LENSES......, WHY???

PRETTY "SHITTY" SHOES


"UK based artist and designer Insa made ten-inch heels from elephant dung entitled ‘anything goes when it comes to shoes. Sketch from the signature style of Ofili who often included elephant dung into his work, Insa was not only interested in experimenting and integrating this material into his work but as well was concerned with teaching himself how to work with a medium that at first may seem wrong."

Monday, March 22, 2010

TOMORROW'S WORLD


HA, HA, HA.... REMEMBER THIS MOVIE? PLANET OF THE APES, THE ORIGINAL ONE. GOSH, HOW REALISTIC THIS SCENARIO IS BECOMING. FOR NOW......, THIS COUNTRY IS RUN BY APES!

KEEPING IT IN THE FAMILY




Danielle and Nick didn’t grow up as brother and sister. Raised in foster care, Nick Cameron met his half-sister Danielle when she was twenty and he 26. After three weeks of knwoing each other they began a sexual relationship but were reported to authorities by their mother who walked in on them having sex. Incest in their native Scotland is a felony, and Heaney and Cameron were sentenced to nine months probation where they could not have verbal or physical contact. They now live together but claim to not be sexually intimate. When they were last interviewed the pair were contemplating a move to France, where incest is not a crime.



When this Australian couple were famously interviewed by 60 minutes in April 2008, the world took notice. John and Jenny Deaves didn’t have a typical father-daughter relationship after the divorce between John and his daughter’s mother, though Jenny did sporadically spend time with him growing up. They reconnected in 2000 and both John and Jenny left their spouses to live together as a couple. They’ve had two children together, one dieing shortly after birth from a heart defect, and were arrested and charged with incest by an Australian court. After pleading guilty the Deaves were released by the courts, provided they stop the sexual part of their relationship, which they claimed they curtailed for fear of a prison sentence.


In June, 2004 Bruce McMahan eloped to England with his 35-year-old daughter. There was no wedding attire or officiant, but the couple exchanged rings at Westminster Abbey and posed for photos. Adopted at birth, Linda met Bruce for the first time in 1990, subsequently changed her last name to McMahan and began a sexual relationship with him in 1998. From there, Linda and Bruce decided to make their union official, despite the lack of papers, legality or a divorce from their prospective spouses. But after only a year, which was spent trying to hide their incestuous relationship, Bruce and Linda McMahan fell out after Linda refused to lie for Bruce’s divorce proceedings. Months of legal wranglings followed, with each party suing the other for everything from theft and extortion to defamation.

GOOD MONDAY MORNING


Wake up all, the health bill has been shoved down your throat yesterday! It is no longer the people controlling the congress, for they rule us, and Obama is our king, our messiah, who alone knows what is really best for us. We the people doesn't matter anymore, welcome to the U.S.S.A., The Union of Socialist States of America!!

Sunday, March 21, 2010

REMEMBER??













"I puke a couple of times... I had to drink some cow urine; not tasty at all...In India, it's a way of detoxing. I wouldn't recommend it personally." Jessica Simpson on the lengths she went to while filming her new TV show, "The Price Of Beauty."


REMEMBER MY POST ON 3/10/10,YES......, THIS CERTAINLY VALIDATES THIS INSANITY.

YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING!!!

Washington (CNN) -- A new twist in the Air Force's 10-year effort to build an aerial refueling tanker may bring a bid from a Russian state-owned aerospace company for the $35 billion tanker contract, according to the company's U.S. attorney.
The company, United Aircraft Corporation will create a joint venture between a still to be announced U.S. contract company and UAC-America, according to John C. Kirkland, a Los Angeles, California-based lawyer representing UAC. Kirkland would not identify the American partner.
"The Russians spoke with Hillary Clinton today about it," Kirkland said.
The Russian-American joint venture would be based in Los Angeles, Kirkland said, but he said the aircraft could be built anywhere in the country. Kirkland said the aircraft the company would put forward is based on the Russian Ilyushin Il-96, a four-engine commercial airliner.

I am sure Putin is smiling about the possibilities. And.., we are supposed to think that in future wars, even possibily against countries with Russian interests, that these aircraft could fly safely without some kind of Russian monitoring??

Saturday, March 20, 2010

WHAT..., SATURDAY EVENING AND I AM ALONE, WHY??

Here Kitty Kitty

Real Crappy Watches

AP) GENEVA (AP) - A Swiss watchmaker is hoping to raise a stink with an expensive timepiece that eschews the trade's standard gold, diamond or titanium fittings for a more earthy substance - dinosaur dung. Vesenaz, Switzerland-based company Artya says the watch set in fossilized feces will sell for 12,000 ($11,290) and comes with a strap made with skin from an American cane toad. Designer Yvan Arpa said Monday the coprolite came from a plant-eater that died about 100 million years ago in what is now the U.S.

Just Won't Listen!

The health care plan is a farce and will truly not provide any positive results. It will help bankrupt our economy, for it will be abused, and misused, and poorly managed, and will be over-budget before it even gets started. But, Obama, and Pelosi have no consideration of how America feels about this issue, and aren't about ready to listen and hear what we want. Below is an example how we as American's are trying to voice our displeasure.


Congressional members continued to be inundated with phone calls from constituents and interest groups Friday thanks to an impending vote on health care reform this weekend. Calls to the House numbered close to 100,000 an hour, creating a bottleneck in a phone system only meant to handle 50,000 calls an hour. The chamber has been similarly overloaded for four consecutive days, beginning on Tuesday when radio host Rush Limbaugh told viewers to call the Capitol switchboard phone number.Jeff Ventura, spokesman for Chief Administrative Officer Dan Beard, said the problem was essentially unsolvable. The issue lies with the capacity of the cables buried underneath the Capitol complex — and even if those could be dug up and replaced, Members simply don’t have enough staff to answer so many calls, he said.
“Our capacity rate is about 50,000 calls an hour, and once we hit the 40,000 mark, we start to get these signals,” he said. “We’re beyond that. There’s no other way to say it other than the system is at capacity.

Ostrich Eggs


LONDON, March 19 (UPI) -- An English supermarket chain says the new thing on breakfast tables of those who can afford them, are Ostrich eggs selling at about $29.
One eggs-tra sized Ostrich ovum, which can be bought at Britain's Waitrose supermarkets starting next week, is 24 times bigger than a hen's egg, The Daily Mail reported Friday. They can allegedly feed 15 adults assuming they are willing to wait the hour and a half it takes to hard boil one. Aficionados of the soft-boil only have to wait 50 minutes. Diners daintily tapping the egg with a spoon will most likely not be able to crack the shell and are advised to use a roasting spike ... or a drill, the Mail said.

For $29, why not have a 16 oz steak with 2 chicken eggs, I know I can crack those babies!!