Sunday, December 19, 2010

CHINESE DIVA DOG WALKS UPRIGHT AND CARRIES HER OWN PURSE

Lu Lu is a very unusual dog indeed and she has become somewhat of a celebrity in Zhumadian, Henan Province, China where she lives with her owners. The 18 month-old Miniature Pinscher prefers to walk upright on her back legs while toting a teddy bear-shaped purse that holds her own waste bags wherever she goes. Her owner, Zhou Guanshun, a retired teacher, taught the dog to walk on two legs by holding one of its front paws. “Lu Lu was given to us by a friend and we loved her instantly. She learned to walk upright when he was just four months old, and hasn’t stopped,” Zhou told the press. Adorable Lu Lu travels every morning with her owner to the nearby Century Square for a walk among local exercisers who love her and bring her snacks. Lu Lu is a star in her own right, but she demands no special dressing room or privileges. She just needs space to walk upright and room for her adoring fans. Even when she rests, she prefers to squat on her back legs while keeping her body upright and her front legs off the ground.

SCULPTURE MADE OUT OF PANDA TURDS WORTH BIG BUCKS

"A sculpture made out of panda turds was put up for auction at the Henan Art Museum in China, and then subsequently sold to a famous Swiss collector for a whopping 300,000 yuan, or 45,000 USD.
Pictured above is a recreation of the Venus De Milo, an ancient Greek statue depicting the Greek goddess Aphrodite, better known by the Romans as Venus. It was created by well-renowned Chinese sculptor Zhu Cheng. Well, actually, Cheng merely directed a team of nine Chengdu art students. Apparently, he wasn’t too keen on putting his hands on poo-poo. Regardless, this isn’t he first time Cheng has dabbled in poop. Over the years, he’s sculpted a dizzying array of poop sculptures depicting various subjects, from Australian koala bears to a Japanese soldier surrendering his weapon at the end of World War II. Cheng was inspired to begin creating works of poop after he overheard zookeepers at a panda reserve discussing ways to make better use of all the panda turds lying around."

MAN LOSES HIS FAMILY JEWELS TO YOUNGER WOMAN

(CBS)  A German dad took matters of morality into his own hands when he sought out and castrated the 57-year-old boyfriend of his 17-year-old daughter, reports the British daily Telegraph. Helmut Seifert, 47, an ethnic German originally from Russia, was enraged when he heard his daughter was having a relationship with the much older Phillip Genscher, the Telegraph reports. Seifert claims to have approached police in his hometown of Bielefeld but officers said they were powerless to intervene, the Telegraph reports "You said you couldn't stop him - so I did," Seifert said. "I saw it as my duty as a father." Seifert, a factory worker, recruited two work colleagues, went to Genscher's house, forced the older man to take off his pants and then castrated him while fully conscious, the Telegraph reports. "The severed testicles were taken away by the perpetrator," the police said in a statement. The victim barely survived the incident, but did not have all his parts reattached, the Telegraph reports.

WHOA..... wait a minute, maybe this isn't insane after all!

GOOD SAMARITANS REWARDED AFTER SAVING DEER

Nutty News Maryland - Strangers banded together to pull a deer out of the freezing water of the Patapsco River. “We seen the deer going under,” said Khalil Abusakran. “It couldn’t maintain.  It was starting to freeze, and it was really getting bad.” Abusakran brought a raft, and Jim Hart joined him. “We had oars and shovels to break the ice, for the deer to get out,” Abusakran said. But in the excited aftermath of the rescue, a natural resources police officer on the scene wrote both men a ticket. They were ticketed for not wearing life vests.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

HE CAN SEE WHERE HE WAS

(AP)  A New York University arts professor might not have eyes on the back of his head, but he's coming pretty close. Wafaa Bilal, a visual artist widely recognized for his interactive and performance pieces, had a small digital camera implanted in the back of his head - all in the name of art. Bilal said Tuesday that he underwent the procedure for an art project that was commissioned by a new museum in Doha, Qatar, in the Arab Gulf. Titled "The 3rd I," it is one of 23 contemporary works commissioned for the opening of the Mathaf: Arab Museum of Modern Art on Dec. 30. The exhibition is entitled "Told/Untold/Retold." "I am going about my daily life as I did before the procedure," the Iraqi-born artist said in a statement. Bilal, who is teaching three courses this semester at NYU's Tisch School of the Arts, will wear the camera for one year. It is 2 inches in diameter and less than an inch thick. The project will raise "important social, aesthetic, political, technological and artistic questions," he said. "

TRASH STORY

(AP)  A New York City woman says she'll fight a $100 summons for tossing a newspaper into a city litter basket. Delia Gluckin told The New York Post that she got the ticket from a Sanitation Department agent on Sunday. The Manhattan resident said she offered to take the paper out but the agent wrote out the summons for putting "improper refuse in a city litter basket." In a statement, the department said that many city residents use corner litter baskets as "their personal household dumping site." But it conceded that "being fined for tossing a newspaper into a basket is odd." The 80-year-old Gluckin says she's on a fixed income and will fight the fine.
City litter baskets have signs that read: "litter only" and "no household trash."

I LOVE MEESE WITH MY CHEESE

(AP)  It was hard to explain, that dead mouse baked into a loaf of bread. British officials have released the photo which proved that Stephen Forse wasn't kidding when he claimed to find the wee creature while making sandwiches for his children. Forse, who bought the bread from a supermarket in 2009, said Monday he first thought a dark spot in the bread - branded Best of Both - was some poorly mixed dough. Then he noticed it had fur. The case wound up in court. Premier Foods pleaded guilty to violating health laws, and was fined 16,821 pounds ($26,470) on Friday. Forse says his gruesome discovery made him feel ill, and he felt sick again when health officers noted that the mouse's tail was missing, perhaps already eaten in a sandwich.

Friday, December 3, 2010

NOW THIS HERE ONE IS FUNNY

THE REAL FACE OF BIG BROTHER

OUCH

OBAMA'S KENYAN HALF BROTHER

GOD PENALIZED 15 YARDS

High School Football Player Gets Penalized For Pointing To God 

By Brittany Pounders 12/02/10
"Occasionally we come across a story like this and the injustice can only make you sit back, shake your head, and wonder what we are coming to. A extraordinary young man, Ronnie Hastie, who plays high school football in Spokane, Washington, always makes it a habit after scoring a touchdown to quickly kneel in the end zone and point to God – in an effort to give him the credit for the score and for his talent. In this particular game, after a 23 yard touchdown, he took 1-2 seconds to do what he’s always done traditional…quickly kneel and point to God.  But this time, the ref didn’t appreciate it and threw a penalty flag directly at his chest- docking the team 15 yards."  

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Man Accused Of Castrating Dog Without Permission

AP) KENSAL, N.D. (AP) - A Kensal man faces charges for allegedly castrating a woman's dog. Television station WDAY reported 55-year-old Kevin Gienger was arrested on suspicion of stolen property and mistreating animals in last weekend's incident. He's since been released from jail. The Stutsman County sheriff's office said the purebred poodle was found at Gienger's home, along with scalpels and syringes. Authorities said Gienger didn't have the owner's permission to castrate the dog. Gienger told The Associated Press that the dog was running wild in the neighborhood and causing a nuisance. He said he'll plead not guilty.

ONLY 77??

AP) BENNINGTON, Vt. (AP) - Two women have been cited for animal cruelty in Vermont after police found 77 cats living in two cars. The Bennington Banner reports that prosecutors will consider whether to upgrade the civil citations to criminal charges against 54-year-old Regina Millard and 61-year-old Bertha Ryan, both of Troy, N.Y. Police say one of the cats was found dead in the trunk of one of the cars Friday. Plates of food were inside and some of the cats had fecal matter matted to their fur. Bennington Police Chief Paul Doucette says the women owned two of the cats and were apparently looking for homes for the rest. Police investigated after someone complained about seeing people sleeping in the cars with the cats.

GREEK TODAY, AMERICA TOMORROW

This Saturday, one of Greece’s most respected newspapers, To Vima, reported that the nation’s largest government health insurance provider would no longer pay for special footwear for diabetes patients. Amputation is cheaper, says the Benefits Division of the state insurance provider. The new policy was announced in a letter to the Pan-Hellenic Federation of People with Diabetes. The Federation disputes the science behind the decision of the Benefits Division. In a statement, the group argues that the decision is contrary to evidence as presented in the international scientific literature.

GIVING AWAY GRANDMA

Nutty News Florida - Grandma Marge’s ashes weren’t for sale, but a bargain hunter in Florida walked away with them anyway. A touch of Grandma Marge was put in a potted violet, her favorite plant, after her death. The plant was accidentally sold at a weekend yard sale in the Panhandle town of Fort Walton Beach. Piper Gaffrey had stepped away from the yard sale when her husband sold the violet.

GREAT EDUCATION

By Christine Clarridge/Seattle Times staff reporter.
Talk about a teachable moment. A 19-year-old Bellevue woman has been charged with second-degree assault after she allegedly stabbed a classmate Saturday during an anger-management class. Bellevue police say Faribah Maradiaga "blew up out of control" and stabbed the classmate's arm and shoulder several times after the two women exchanged words. Police said Maradiaga, who already has a pending assault charge, told them that the other woman had threatened her first, according to charging documents. Maradiaga walked into a classroom on the Bellevue College campus, where a court services agency rents space for the anger management class, around 9 a.m. Saturday while a video on anger management was being shown, according to the charges. Maradiaga started complaining about the movie and disrupting the class, according to the documents, when the victim told Maradiaga "the video was good and to give it a chance." Maradiaga, who was sitting two rows behind the victim, then stood up and started talking "trash" before pulling out a knife with a 3-inch blade and stabbing the other woman, police and prosecutors say. The charges say Maradiaga then threatened to kill the victim's family. Maradiaga is being held on $50,000 bail in King County Jail and is scheduled to be arraigned Oct. 25

OBVIOUSLY THE CLASS IS WORKING FINE!

WORRIED ABOUT OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE??

A New Jersey woman suffering an asthma attack was denied an inhaler at a pharmacy because she was $1.99 short, MyFoxNY.com reported. Katherine O’Connor and her boyfriend were walking home from McDonald’s in Garwood, N.J., Thursday morning when she had the asthma attack, but she did not have her inhaler with her. She went to a nearby CVS, hoping to get a refill on her inhaler prescription.But, O’Connor was denied the refill because she did not have enough money to pay for the prescription. The medicine cost just over $21, and the couple was short $1.99."I had exactly a $20 bill. It came to $21 and change," said O’Connor’s boyfriend, Jack Brown. "I offered him my cell phone, my wallet. I said, ‘I live right around the corner.’ I come in here all the time."Brown begged the pharmacist to give his girlfriend the inhaler, as she was on the floor wheezing, but the pharmacist would not give in, he said.Brown called a friend who is a paramedic, who showed up immediately and treated O’Connor.When questioned about the incident, a store manager had “no comment.”


REMEMBER DURING ONE OF HIS SPEECHES HOW "HE" CALLED IT A BREATHALYZER, PROBABLY HAS THIS PHARMACIST CONFUSED ON THE CORRECT ITEM.

ALLIGATOR EATS BOY'S PET

OKALOOSA ISLAND — A local family remains upset four days after giving their pet turtle to the Gulfarium and watching it get eaten by an alligator. Brenda Guthrie and her 8-year-old son Colton witnessed Tomalina’s death as the red-eared slider disappeared into the alligator’s jaws. When the two looked away from the sight, she said they could hear the crunching of the turtle’s shell. “He was jumping up and down screaming,” Guthrie said of her son’s reaction. “He was shouting, ‘Oh no alligator, let it go.’ ” Guthrie said that they decided to donate Tomalina after the turtle outgrew its aquarium. They chose the Gulfarium so that Colton could come back and visit the turtle. They brought it there Thursday afternoon and watched as workers put the slider into the alligator exhibit, where two other red-eared sliders already live. Gulfarium officials said that the alligator, Gracie, had just been hand-fed and that the gators normally don’t express interest in the turtles. It is horrible for a little kid to have to see that,” said General Manager Don Abrams. “That’s not unusual to put sliders in the same exhibit. (The alligators) have never eaten a turtle in the exhibit before. It’s just Murphy’s law that nature would take over right then,” he added.


Real Gulfarium Reviews: by Beeny & Judes Mom
I took my kids here for an afternoon of "fun". The shows only lasted 15 minutes, and they were so crowded I had to pick up both my children, ages 2 and 4, so that they could see. There were very few things to do other than the shows, the touch pool was small and had hardly anything in it. Sure you could get "up close and personal" with a dolphin, but it cost $50 for 10 minutes. They also had the opportunity to feed a sting ray for $5, but my son was not old enough! I would not recommend taking young children, it may be worth it for older children. But personally I'd rather go to SeaWorld.

(Perhaps they should feed more kid's pets, let's try a puppy or a kitty next time...)

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

DEMOTIVATIONAL POSTERS


ENOUGH FOR NOW, DON'T YA THINK?

IS THIS BILLBOARD FOR REAL???



SO...., DON'T SEND YOUR KIDS TO THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS FOR THEIR EDUCATION, CAUSE IT IS EVIDENT THAT THE PUBIC STUDY MUST BE TOO PRIORITIZED.

EVERYDAY THE WORLD IS SO FULL OF CRAZIES

August 2, 2010 9:08 AM PDT
Miss Transvestite South America/Transvestites competed for the title of Miss Transvestite South America in La Paz, Bolivia. The pageant included bikini, evening wear, and traditional clothing segments.


CBSNews.com's Shira Lazar spoke with James Watt, co-founder of BrewDog, who has created the world's strongest beer which is served in a dead squirrel and priced at $750 a bottle.


AP) RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) - North Carolina prison officials said an inmate from Raleigh tried to smuggle a cell phone into prison in his rear end. Court documents obtained by The News & Observer of Raleigh show that 25-year-old Eric Chambers was charged after setting off metal detectors at Central Prison. Chambers handed over a flattened piece of metal hidden in his mouth, but set off the detectors again. That's when guards found the red-and-silver "flip-style" cell phone hidden in his rectum. Chambers was convicted in 2008 of being a habitual felon and sentenced to 10 years in prison. Investigators said he was using the phone as part of a drug-dealing operation.

(AP)  A Connecticut state marshal has apologized for paying $15 for a lap dance at a New Haven strip club when he went there to serve a city tax warrant to the owner.


AP) FLORENCE, Ariz. (AP) - Authorities say 171 animals were seized from an Arizona trailer home that had no running water or litter boxes. Authorities say a couple and their two teenage children were living in the home with the 152 cats and 19 dogs. The Pinal County Animal Care and Control director says there were layers of feces on the floor throughout the trailer in the Hidden Valley community just south of Maricopa.


(AP) CANTON, Ga. (AP) - Authorities said charges are pending against a woman accused of hoarding nearly 130 cats and dogs in her rural Cherokee County home. Cherokee County Marshal Ray Waters said Shari Cahill was scheduled for a hearing Thursday after police rescued 113 cats and 14 dogs from her home this week. Authorities said many of the animals were dehydrated and showed other signs of neglect. The animals were found after neighbors called police to complain about the smell coming from Cahill's home. Authorities wearing biohazard suits also found the carcasses of 23 cats and one dog. Authorities said the house was filled with mounds of animal waste and rooms of garbage.
 
(AP) SHIRLEY, N.Y. (AP) - Police on Long Island said a mother left her 1-year-old child alone in a car for more than 40 minutes while she was inside her home smoking marijuana. Police said they got a call at around noon Monday of a toddler that had been left alone in a car parked in front of a home in Shirley. When they arrived, they found the boy in the backseat and the child's mother, 43-year-old Karen Edelmann, inside her home smoking pot.
 
THIS IS ALL TOO EASY TO FIND, AM I THE ONLY SANE ONE LEFT IN THE WORLD??

Saturday, September 4, 2010

JESSE

Nutty News Detroit - Jackson came to Detroit as part of UAW President Bob King’s “Jobs, Justice and Peace” march which drew about 5,000 people to a combination protest and Democratic Party spirit parade. The Cadillac Escalade carrying him around the city was stolen and stripped. The SUV was later found abandoned, with the window busted and its wheels gone.

COULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED TO A BETTER GUY, HA, HA.

DOOGIE HOWSER IS PREGNANT


"Neil Patrick Harris and his boyfriend David Burtka are going to be the proud fathers of two new babies come this fall! The actor and his main squeeze have twins on this way via a surrogate mother this October. How sweet is that? E-Online reports that the duo are already planning the baby shower for their impending arrival. There has been previous speculation about their fatherhood plans, but Neil himself quelled that on his official Twitter. He tweeted, “So, get this: David and I are expecting twins this fall. We’re super excited/nervous/thrilled. Hoping the press can respect our privacy…” The duo were spotted visiting a surrogacy agency in L.A. last year, after having spent the last six years together. How cute is that. I’m sure they’re going to make delightful parents.  And to celebrate, the cute couple went to DisneyLand! Adorbz. Any suggestions on what they should name their sweet little bundles of joy?"

THIS IS A REAL NEWS STORY? AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THIS IS NUTS??

Saturday, August 7, 2010

ONE OF OBAMA'S CIVILAIN ARMY MEN


OH POOR BABY BARRY HUSSAIN, AM I PICKING ON YOU AGAIN, ARE YOU AND LIEBERMAN GOING TO SHUT ME DOWN?

LOUISIANA LAW

Law: One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise.


A great law for the vengeful people, but this one being considered as a serious statute is rather comical.

SOME CRAZINESS

SOME HUMOR

A VERY SMART MAN

MIGHT BE THE ONLY WAY TO GET A FAIR ELECTION IN THE FALL

QUEEN MICHELLE


ESTEPONA, Spain -- Spanish police cleared off a stretch of beach for U.S. first lady Michelle Obama and daughter Sasha to relax by the Mediterranean Friday after a busy day of sightseeing. Police used palm trees to mark off the boundaries of a 100-meter (100-yard) expanse for the American delegation. On either side, onlookers gawked. As the first lady rested inside a canvas hut by the shore, her 9-year-old daughter splashed around in the sea and a security guard swam with her. The Obamas arrived Wednesday for a five-day stay in southern Spain that is being described as private, although Mrs. Obama is to meet with King Juan Carlos and Queen Sofia Sunday at their summer residence on the island of Mallorca.

MOTHER, AND 12 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER IN CRITICAL CONDITION, AFTER THEY STAB EACH OTHER


Nutty News London - A 12-year-old and her mother were fighting for life tonight after suffering knife wounds in a ‘domestic incident’. The pair were rushed to hospital in a critical condition this afternoon after they were both discovered with stab wounds in Greenford, near Southall in west London. London Ambulance Service and the air ambulance were called, adding: ‘They have both been taken to a north London hospital where they are both described as being in a critical condition.’

SO LUDICROUS

(AP) LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (AP) - Elvis Presley is running for Arkansas governor. No, not that Elvis. Elvis D. Presley of Star City filed papers with the secretary of state's office on Wednesday to run as a write-in candidate for governor. Presley indicated in the paperwork that he wants to "supply the people with a broader array of employment and newer chain of state government." He declined to tell The Associated Press how he got his name but says he is an Elvis impersonator in his spare time. Democratic Gov. Mike Beebe is seeking re-election in November. He faces Republican Jim Keet and Green Party nominee Jim Lendall in November. Two other candidates have filed to run as write-ins for governor. Presley must still file with each of the state's 75 counties.

AND....., HE IS PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT!

OBAMA, YOU EVEN EMBARRASS ME

YOU ARE LETTING YOUR PEOPLE DOWN AS WELL AS EVERYONE ELSE! I CERTAINLY HOPE YOU LIKE ALL OF YOUR VACATIONS, CAUSE WE ALL CAN'T HAVE ANY, THANKS TO YOU AND YOUR MISSES!!

OBAMA NEEDS MORE MONEY

(AP) It's hardly unusual to hear small business owners gripe about licensing requirements or complain that heavy-handed regulations are driving them into the red. So when Multnomah County shut down an enterprise last week for operating without a license, you might just sigh and say, there they go again. Except this entrepreneur was a 7-year-old named Julie Murphy. Her business was a lemonade stand at the Last Thursday monthly art fair. The government regulation she violated? Failing to get a $120 temporary restaurant license. Turns out that kids' lemonade stands - those constants of summertime - are supposed to get a permit in Oregon, particularly at big events that happen to be patrolled regularly by county health inspectors. Even so, Julie was careful about making the lemonade, cleaning her hands with hand sanitizer, using a scoop for the bagged ice and keeping everything covered when it wasn't in use, Fife said. After 20 minutes, a "lady with a clipboard" came over and asked for their license. When Fife explained they didn't have one, the woman told them they would need to leave or possibly face a $500 fine.

EMPTY LEMONADE STANDS ALL OVER OREGON!

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

WHAT WOULD JESUS DO.., CERTAINLY NOT THIS!!

Florida - A controversial Florida church known for publicly condemning what it considers sins plans to burn copies of Islam’s holy book on the upcoming ninth anniversary of the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks. The non-denominational Dove World Outreach Center, which has in the past joined the extremist Westboro Baptist Church in protesting homosexuality, is organizing the “International Burn A Quran Day” to oppose Islam, which it sees as a “violent and oppressive religion.”

Saturday, July 24, 2010

KITTY LETTERS

SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — A Utah man is accused of violating a protective order because he allegedly sent letters to his estranged wife's cat. Authorities say 32-year-old Ronald Charles Dallas, of South Salt Lake, was ordered not to contact his wife, who is the alleged victim in a domestic violence case against him. Prosecutors allege Dallas mailed 11 letters from jail that were addressed to her cat Molly Judge and a neighbor, but were intended for his wife. They say the letters asked her not to testify against him. Dallas now faces 11 counts of violation of a protective order and two counts of tampering with a witness. His court-appointed attorney, Trent Ricks, says he couldn't comment until he speaks to his client.

FATTY, FATTY, 2 BY 4, CAN'T GET THROUGH THE AIRPLANE'S DOOR

Modified: Saturday, Jul. 24, 2010 - 9:56 am
Southwest Airlines made headlines earlier this year for kicking overweight actor-director Kevin Smith off a flight because he took up more than one seat. Now we're hearing the airline recently removed a 5-foot-4, 110-pound Sacramento-area woman from a plane so a hefty passenger could have an extra seat. The incident happened last week on an early-evening Southwest flight from Las Vegas to Sacramento. The local woman was flying standby, paid full fare for the last available seat, got on board, stowed her bags and sat down – only to be told she would have to deplane immediately. The reason? A late-arriving passenger required two seats because of her girth. The Sacramento woman, a frequent-flying sales rep, was stunned. "It didn't seem right that I should have to leave to accommodate someone who had only paid for one seat," she tells us. (She has asked to remain anonymous for fear some may regard her as insensitive.) She's even more miffed because she says Southwest personnel berated her when she questioned the decision to boot her from the plane.

NOW DON'T YA KNOW THEY ARE TREATED AS A MINORITY.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

REAL BILLBOARDS

DOG TAPE NOT DUCT TAPE


(AP) BOULDER, Colo. (AP) - A Colorado woman convicted of taping her boyfriend's dog to a refrigerator has been sentenced to 30 days in jail and three years' probation. Twenty-one-year-old Abby Toll was sentenced Friday after she was convicted of felony animal cruelty in April. She could have faced up to 18 months in prison. Prosecutors say Toll used hair ties and packing tape to bind the snout and legs of her boyfriend's 2-year-old Shiba Inu (SHEE'-bah EE'-noo) named Rex, then taped the dog upside-down to the refrigerator. Police say Toll told them she was getting back at her boyfriend, Brian Beck, for paying more attention to the dog than to her. Beck pleaded guilty to misdemeanor attempted animal cruelty and was given a one-year deferred sentence. Another family has adopted the dog

OH PORKY, SAY IT ISN'T SO


(AP) GURNEE, Ill. (AP) - Police said authorities at Six Flags Great America ejected two off-duty employees from the theme park after they allegedly attacked a female colleague dressed as "Porky Pig." Gurnee Police Sgt. Jon Ward says two young men took a photo with Porky on Monday afternoon, and then punched the mascot in the head 10 to 15 times. Ward said park security detained the men until police arrived. He said the men wereissued local ordinance citations for battery. He said the suspects denied the attack, but witnesses confirmed the story. The 24-year-old woman inside the mascot costume suffered headaches and a stiff neck.

Friday, July 9, 2010

TOO BIG TO FLUSH


"An Indian woman gave birth to a baby in the lavatory of an international passenger plane and tried to dispose of it down the toilet, media reports in New Delhi said on Thursday. The infant was found stuck in the toilet after the plane landed in Amritsar, northern India, and was rushed to hospital still attached to the toilet bowl, police and doctors told the Press Trust of India news agency. HP Singh, a doctor at the Escorts Hospital near the airport, said that a team of surgeons used a saw cutter to remove the newborn's head from the toilet.  The 22-year-old mother was reported to have left the plane when it landed, and was later arrested in the airport after the cabin crew on the Turkmenistan Airlines flight found the baby. Doctors at the hospital said the infant was in a critical condition. Newspapers reported the mother was an unmarried medical student returning home after completing a degree abroad. The origin of the flight was unclear, though the Indian Express said it had taken off from the city of Ashgabat in Turkmenistan."

LET'S TRY TO FLUSH THE MOM!!

FUNNY GREEN MAN SPOTTED AT SUPERMARKET


(CBS/AP) Boulder police didn't need a detailed description of the suspect they were seeking. The city’s local newspaper, The Daily Camera, reported that the police responded to a call Wednesday of a man dressed as a leprechaun leaping in and out between cars in a supermarket parking lot. Police Sgt. Fred Gerhardt says witnesses said the man was pretending to shoot at people with his fingers and may have made obscene gestures. But officers didn't find anyone matching the suspect's description. Gerhardt says this is the first time Boulder police have received a complaint about a leprechaun.

What can I possibly say to add to this?