Sunday, October 5, 2014

POTATO BIRTH CONTROL

The bizarre phenomenon was discovered when doctors attended a 22-year-old woman complaining of abdominal pains this week. The embarrassed young woman explained that she had been advised by her mother to insert a potato into her vagina as a means of avoiding unwanted pregnancy. “My mom told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her.” the unnamed patient was quoted as saying by local news website HSB Noticias.  After leaving the potato in place for around 2 weeks she began to experience intense pain in her lower abdomen. The potato had germinated, and grown roots inside the lady’s private parts. When the nurse went to examine the patient, she originally thought she had been the target of a practical joke, as she found roots emerging from the young woman´s vagina. The offending root vegetable was removed without need for surgery, and there should be no lasting physical effects on the young woman. Carolina Rojas, the attending nurse, pointed the finger of blame at the woman´s mother for giving her daughter such bad advice in terms of contraception methods available. A recent campaign by Colombia’s Family Welfare Institute aimed at reducing the high levels of teenage pregnancy in Colombia stated that young people’s general rejection of conventional contraception methods, such as condoms and contraceptive pills, coupled with a macho society which often saw girls pressured into having unsafe sex, contributed to a high level of unwanted teenage pregnancies.

Sunday, September 28, 2014

BABY SAFETY

Florida – A Lauderdale Lakes woman is accused of driving with her 5-month-old baby in the trunk of a car to avoid getting a ticket for not having a car seat. Broward sheriff’s deputies conducting a traffic stop early Tuesday found the baby lying on a pair of large hedge-cutting shears and surrounded by potentially hazardous items, Judge John “Jay” Hurley said, reading from a police report during first-appearance court Tuesday afternoon. As the deputy headed back to the cruiser, another deputy heard crying coming from inside the trunk. They opened it and found Breona Watkins’ baby, Hurley said. Breona Synclair Watkins, 19, was arrested and charged with child abuse, resisting an officer and five traffic-related offenses, including driving without a license and failure to have a child restraint.

Sunday, September 21, 2014

POOP???

The natural reaction of people to a pile of poop is to avoid it, but in Hong Kong, an inflatable pile of poop. Inflatable Art Exhibit in West Kowloon Cultural District, not only McCarthy’s structure is displayed. Visitors can also jump on the inflatable Stonehenge replica, and wonder at the artwork entitled “Falling into the Mundane World”.



This is exactly why modern art simply looks like shit!!!

Sunday, September 14, 2014

SICK PUNK!!

A Pennsylvania teen may face up to two years behind bars for allegedly taking a photo of himself simulating oral sex with a statue of Jesus, Kron 4 reports. The photo was taken in front of Love in the Name of Christ, a Christian organization in Everett, Pennsylvania, and posted on Facebook back in July. On Tuesday, the 14-year-old — whose name has not been released by police — was charged with desecration of a venerated object, the Smoking Gun reported. If convicted, he could wind up spending two years in a juvenile jail, according to Kron 4.“Desecration” is defined in Pennsylvania as ““Defacing, damaging, polluting or otherwise, physically mistreating in a way that the actor knows will outrage the sensibilities of persons likely to observe or discover the action.” The teen's original Facebook post garnered 124 Facebook comments, ranging from “Amazing” and “this is heaven” to “this is repulsive, even if you don’t believe you could at least have respect for those who do and those who ARE going to Heaven…you disgusting [sic], disturbed, disrespectful little punk ass bitch.”

I hope you become familiar with Dante's work..

MONKEYING AROUND


The federal government reportedly has spent more than $3 million to get monkeys drunk in order to study the effect the alcohol has on body tissue. The Washington Times reported Friday on a host of questionable grant programs administered by the National Institutes of Health, including a multi-year project to study if over-drinking causes gamblers to lose more money. The monkey project, which reportedly has cost taxpayers $3.2 million so far, is being led by the Oregon Health & Science University. Researchers say the work will “bridge the gap” between studies that focus on rodents and human research. According to the Times, they say it will allow the "alcohol research community to better understand disease processes associated with alcoholism." As part of the research, scientists reportedly force monkeys to drink too much and then study their tissue for damage. NIH argues that its grants help scientists and students in their "potential to develop into a productive, independent research scientist." David Williams, president of the Taxpayers Protection Alliance, told the Times the money is being doled out “with no real consideration of whether the projects being funded are of any value to taxpayers.”

HOT DOG

REDDING, Calif. — A Northern California man has been arrested after his ex-girlfriend said he cooked her dog and fed it to her. Ryan Watenpaugh of Palo Cedro was arrested Thursday. He remains jailed Friday. Watenpaugh’s ex told police he had repeatedly struck her while they were dating and that after one assault, she left her Redding apartment and returned to find her Pomeranian, “Bear,” missing. Police say the couple briefly reconciled last week and Watenpaugh cooked the woman a meal. But she told police he later texted her and asked how her dog had tasted. On Tuesday, Watenpaugh allegedly left two of the dog’s paws outside her door. Police say Watenpaugh has denied killing or cooking the dog. He was booked for animal cruelty, domestic violence, stalking and false imprisonment

Sunday, August 24, 2014

SICK..SICK...SICK!!!!!!! "Morgue Attendant Admits To Sex With 100 Dead Women"

An Ohio morgue attendant admitted to having sex with at least 100 corpses while on the job, federal officials said in court Friday. Kenneth Douglas, a 60-year-old Hamilton, Ohio resident, said he had sex with the corpses between 1976 and 1992 while working the night shift, WCPO reported. In his deposition as part of a lawsuit against Hamilton County, Douglas admitted to being drunk and on drugs while committing the crimes. “I would just get on top of them and pull my pants down,” Hamilton said in a deposition to the 6th US Circuit Court of Appeals, according to WPTV. "If I hadn't had anything to drink when I went to work, it wouldn't happen," Douglas added. "I would do crack and go in and drink and go in." Douglas was convicted of gross corpse abuse in 2008 after admitting to having sex with the corpse of a 19-year-old woman who had been murdered and nearly decapitated in 1991. In 2012, Douglas admitted to having sex with two more corpses. In the case of another murder victim, Douglas said he had sex with her corpse the day she was killed. Now, Douglas has admitted to having sex with up to 100 corpses, many times while the bodies were being stored for autopsies. His crimes were first revealed when  DNA connected him to semen found in one of his victims in 2008. The woman's killer, David Steffan, admitted killing the woman but denied raping her, according to the NY Daily News. The county is now being sued by the families of three of the victims, who said the morgue director failed "recklessly and wantonly" to supervise Douglas. The families' case is supported by the wife of Douglas, who said she had tried to alert the morgue to her husband's actions, but was told to stop calling. Douglas' wife testified in a deposition that he reeked of sex when she picked him up from work. She said she called the coroner's office and reported him, but the morgue supervisor told her to stop calling. "He said, 'Whatever happens on county time and on county property is county business,'" said Douglas' wife. The county argued that because the cases involved unknown criminal acts of an employee, it should not be held liable.

I WONDER IF HE LIKES ZOMBIES?????

Saturday, August 16, 2014

PAIN IN THE ASS

A 50-year-old British man died earlier this year after a vibrator became stuck in his rectum,  a coroner's inquest heard Tuesday. Nigel Willis, who was unemployed and lived with his elderly mother, was rushed to Lewisham Hospital on Dec. 30, 2013 after the sex toy got stuck inside him for five days. Willis, who was diabetic, became progressively weaker, and was unable to move from his couch during that time. He only sought assistance after a friend learned of the problem and begged him to get help. Doctors said that the vibrator had perforated the man's bowel. Willis developed septic shock and suffered multiple organ failure, the coroner ruled. His condition deteriorated over a lengthy stay in the ICU. He died Feb. 7. "The main cause of death clearly is just the abdomen injury -- the injury to the bowel," Assistant Coroner for inner-south London Sarah Ormand-Walshe said, according to the Daily Mail.

Monday, August 11, 2014

CHINESE FOOD

Chau Hoi-leung, 30, killed his parents after they stopped funding his lavish lifestyle. A son who felt harassed by his parents is alleged to have invited them round for lunch where he murdered and cooked their body parts. Chau Hoi-leung, 30, fell out with his parents when they told him to go out and get a job because they no longer wanted to fund his lavish lifestyle. He accused them of abandoning him and cut them off so when he invited them to lunch at his Hong Kong flat Chau Wing-ki, 65, and Siu Yuet-yee, 62, thought it was for a reunion. However, it is alleged that when they arrived he and friend Tse Chun-kei, 36, killed them, chopped them up, and then cooked them with rice. The court heard that Hoi-leung and Chun-kei had planned the murder for three months, buying knives and fridges to store the bodies and microwaves and a rice cooker.Detectives searched his flat soon after his parents were reported missing and discovered two heads in a fridge. They also found body parts in freezers and bloodstains were still on the floor. Parts of a body that had not fitted into the freezer had been salted and packed into lunchboxes. Chau says that he was not in his right mind when he carried out the alleged murder because he had been emotionally abandoned by his parents. He pleaded guilty to murder with diminished responsibility but prosecutors want him convicted of murder. He had also tried to cover up the deaths by reporting his parents missing and told police that the elderly pair had said they were going to mainland China to have some fun. However detectives became suspicions and searched his flat where they found the bodies, receipts and notes detailing the planning. Michael Arthur, prosecuting, said: "Their crime was greatly premeditated. Their planning was extensive." The trial continues

WEIRD DIET

India – An Indian woman’s family thought she was under the spell of black magic — but it turns out she had been swallowing metal objects, according to The New Indian Express. For over four years, the 35-year-old had been behaving abnormally. When she was finally taken to the hospital, doctors did an X-ray and found what turned out to be 152 metal objects in her stomach, which was almost hanging close to her pelvic bone.The objects included 96 small nails, 23 large nails, screws, coins, a hair pin, and a key. Doctors at Rajiv Gandhi Government General Hospital (RGGGH) said they were surprised that the woman did have esophageal injuries. The only adverse symptoms she exhibited were breathlessness and a bloated stomach.

Sunday, August 10, 2014

CRAZY LADY??


BESTIALITY AND A CHURCH LEADER

A church leader in Roach, Missouri, is out of a job after being arrested for allegedly trying to arrange a sexual encounter with a dog. Jerald Hill, 56, was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of attempted unlawful sex with an animal and attempted animal abuse. Authorities began investigating Hill after the Boone County Sheriff’s Department Cyber Crimes Task Force got a tip about a Craigslist post by a man looking for two types of animals for sex. One of the chosen animals was a dog, but investigators declined to mention the other type of animal, the Columbia Tribune reports. An undercover detective contacted Hill by email and offered a dog for sex. The two then arranged a meeting in Columbia. When Hill arrived, he was arrested without incident, according to CBS St. Louis. Hill was released after paying $1,000 bail. The allegations have had a negative effect on Hill's job as a CEO of the Windemere Baptist Conference Center. A day after Hill's arrest, church leaders released a statement saying that the organization is "concerned for the well-being of Jerry," but will meet next week to start "the process of looking for a new president and CEO," according to APBnews.com.

KEN

"There is a new Ken in town. Brazilian model Celso Santebanes, 20, can now compete with the likes of "Human Ken Doll" Justin Jedlica over who pulls off the creepiest, most plastic-looking version of a real-life Ken doll. Santebanes told The Mirror that he has spent more than $50,000 to perfect his look, undergoing four surgeries on his nose, chest, chin, and jaw. He got the work done so that he might look more like Barbie's perfectly manicured boyfriend (or husband, or ex-boyfriend -- their relationship status changes a lot. The newest human Ken said he likes to behave as a "human puppet" to further resemble his favorite toy. It's not entirely clear what that means. But hey, he's single! "The human Ken bachelor is looking for his Barbie," Santebanes wrote on his Facebook page. "Who wants to be my girlfriend? After all no one is happy alone." Maybe he can try his luck with human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova, who apparently did not hit it off well with her previous human Ken counterpart (drama!)."

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

I SEE STUPID PEOPLE EVERYWHERE


MOTHER'S CRAZY TALL STORY

A Pennsylvania mother told police that she had no idea that her eight-year-old son was dead until she smelled the child’s decomposing body. She said that the boy was severely mentally disabled and stayed on the third floor of their home. Her husband was the main care-taker of their son, according to reports on Yahoo News August 2. Kimberly Tutko said that she cared for their disabled daughter and her husband cared for their son. The husband, Jarrod Tutko, 38, said he didn’t tell his wife that their son had died because he didn’t want to upset the couple’s other five children in the house. The children were placed in protective custody after police were called to the home. Kimberly agreed to be interviewed by WHIP_TV, CBS Local News in Harrisburg, but only under the terms that her face be concealed. She said that she really didn’t know that their son was dead until the smell seeped through the house. People are “picking on her” saying that she is a bad mother, but she insists their normal routine is for the father to care for their son who was severely mentally disabled and autistic. Their son was so hard to control, that her husband took that task over. Their son, Jarrod Tutko Jr. was dead for several days before the father informed the mother the boy had died. He didn’t have a choice as the odor was overtaking the house and he finally did tell his wife. When police were called to the house on Friday they found the boy’s body upstairs in a third floor bedroom. The mother said the dead boy had to be kept away from the other children because of his disruptive behavior, so he was kept in the third floor bedroom. The child would rip up the floor and carpeting. She said he refused to wear diapers and he would smear feces all over the place. The husband was arrested on Saturday and charged with child endangerment, concealing the death of a child and abuse of a corpse. The cause of death for this child is not known, but an autopsy should supply answers to some of the questions coming from law enforcement today.

Thursday, July 17, 2014

NO PENIS, NO BRAINS....NOT A GOD!

Rapper Andre Johnson, who made headlines in April when he severed his penis before jumping out of his second story apartment building, told E! News that he did it because he is not a mortal man. “Yes, I was using drugs that night, but I was in complete control,” the rapper told the celebrity-gossip outlet.. “I cut it off because that was the root of all my problems. My solution to the problem was the realization that sex is for mortals, and I am a god…Those kinds of activities got me into trouble, and I came here to be a god.” Johnson performs under the name Christ Bearer. His group is affiliated with the Wu-Tang Clan. Immediately following the incident, Johnson remained quiet. “People perceived me as crazy, so I never wanted to speak wholeheartedly on the matter,” he told E! News. “But now, in retrospect, the truth must be told.” The rapper, who said doctors were unable to reattach his genitalia, said he was not trying to kill himself, as initially suspected. “I didn’t want to kill myself,” Johnson said. “That was just my response to the demons. They were doing their best to get to me, but being alive solidified my thoughts. … I’m alive, penis or no penis.”

Monday, July 7, 2014

SWEET OLD LADY

California – A 60-year-old California woman who has been involved in a series of “neighborhood disputes” is jailed on three felony charges after allegedly spraying a “poisonous weed killer” in the face and eyes of a seven-year-old who lives in the same condominium complex.
Julie Rodenhuis was arrested evening after cops were dispatched to the development to investigate a reported assault on a child. According to police in Grover Beach, a coastal community 90 miles north of Santa Barbara, Rodenhuis sprayed the pesticide on the child, who was immediately treated by family members. The victim was subsequently treated by emergency service personnel at the scene and then transported to a local hospital, from which the child was later released.

4TH OF JULY COOKOUTS

NEW YORK (MYFOXNY) - An Inwood man is under arrest after throwing a woman onto the hot coals from an overturned grill and then stabbing her with a barbecue utensil. According to authorities, the incident happened on Saturday when Fredrick Walker, 43, pushed over a grill on Bayview Avenue in Inwood and then shoved the 56-year old woman onto the hot coals, striking her head against a sidewalk before he stabbed her in the neck. Another man tried to intervene and was burned by the hot coals. Walker is being charged with third-degree criminal possession of a weapon and three counts of second-degree assault.

HAIRY WOMEN

Female Arizona State University students can receive extra credit for defying social norms and refusing to shave for 10 weeks during the semester. Women and Gender Studies Professor Breanne Fahs, encourages her female students to cease shaving their underarms and legs during the semester and document their experiences in a journal.   Student Stephanie Robinson said it was a “life changing experience.” “Many of my friends didn’t want to work out next to me or hear about the assignment, and my mother was distraught at the idea that I would be getting married in a white dress with armpit hair,” Robinson told ASU news.Men are also allowed to receive extra credit, as long as they shave their bodies from the neck down. Fahs says the experiment illustrates social issues with gender roles, particularly with the male participants. “One guy did his shaving with a buck knife,” Fahs said. “Male students tend to adopt the attitude of, ‘I’m a man; I can do what I want.” As the Director of the Center for Feminist Research on Gender and Sexuality Group at ASU, Fahs has been very active in women’s issues. Her academic journals have been published in outlets such as Feminism & Psychology, Psychology of Women Quarterly and Gender and Society. She has also authored books including Performing Sex, Moral Panics of Sexuality and her newest biography on the life of radical feminist and attempted assassin, Valerie Solonas. Participant and student Jaqueline Gonzalez said the experience allowed her to start on a path of activism. “The experience helped me better understand how pervasive gendered socialization is in our culture. Furthermore, by doing this kind of activist project I was no longer an armchair activist theorizing in the classroom.” she said. “So much is learned by actually taking part in the theory or idea we learn in the classroom, and we could benefit from this type of pedagogy being taken up by similar classes.”

Monday, June 2, 2014

CRAZY PRETEENS!!

By Todd Richmond
WAUKESHA, Wis. (AP) - Prosecutors say two 12-year-old southeastern Wisconsin girls stabbed their 12-year-old friend nearly to death in the wood to please a mythological creature they learned about online. Both girls were charged as adults with first-degree attempted homicide Monday in Waukesha County Circuit Court; they each face up to 60 years in prison if convicted. A court commissioner set bail at $500,000 cash per child. According to a criminal complaint, the girls had been planning to kill their friend for months and finally made the attempt in a park on Saturday morning, after a slumber party. One of the girls told a detective they were trying to become "proxies" of Slender Man, a mythological demon-like character they learned about on creepypasta.wikia.com, a website about horror stories and legends. They planned to run away to the demon's forest mansion after the slaying, the complaint said. "I recognize their young ages but it's still unbelievable," Court Commissioner Thomas Pieper said during one of the girls' initial court appearances Monday. The victim suffered 19 stab wounds; one missed a major artery near her heart by a millimeter, doctors told police. She was in stable condition Monday. The court documents did not provide her name. The Associated Press isn't naming either girl who is charged because at least one of their attorneys plans to pursue moving her case into juvenile court, where proceedings are secret. Both girls appeared in court wearing shackles and jail jumpsuits. They were surrounded by sheriff's baliffs, who towered over them. Family members of one of the girls wept openly as reporters snapped photographs. The other girl's family sat stone-faced. According to the criminal complaint, one of the girls told an investigator they began planning to kill their friend in December. The other girl told police they decided to kill her so they could become proxies of Slender Man, who would accept them and let them live with him in his mansion in the Nicolet National Forest. The other girl said she sees Slender Man in her dreams. She said he watches her and can read her mind and teleport. "It's extremely disturbing as a parent and as chief of police," Waukesha Police Chief Russell Jack said at a news conference ahead of the court appearances Monday. The girls invited their friend to a slumber party on Friday evening, the complaint said. They planned to kill her during the night so they wouldn't have to look into her eyes, one girl told police, and then run away. They decided to put it off, but the next day, during a hide-and-seek game in a wooded park, they attacked their friend with a knife. One girl told the other to "go ballistic, go crazy," according to the complaint. The victim began to scream that she hated them and started stumbling away, one of the girls told police. The girls left the victim lying in the woods. She crawled to a road where a bicyclist found her lying on the sidewalk. Police arrived and she gave them the name of one of the girls who attacked her. She was rushed into surgery, police said. One of the girl's attorneys, Donna Kuchler, asked Pieper to remove reporters from the courtroom because she planned to attempt to get her client waived into juvenile court. Pieper refused. Kuchler escorted the girl's family out of the courtroom, telling reporters only that the family was horrified at what happened. The other girl's attorney, Joseph Smith Jr., led her family out of court. He declined to comment. Both girls are due back in court on June 11 for a status conference.


I AM WONDERING ABOUT THEIR ATTORNEY.....IF THIS NAME SOUNDS FAMILIAR..., IT IS THE SAME NAME OF THE GUY WHO FOUNDED THE MORMONS.. HE TOO STATED HE SAW OR KNEW STRANGE BEINGS...

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

CRAZY MURDERING KNIFE MOTHER

TORRANCE, Calif. (AP) - Several knives were recovered at a gruesome scene in Southern California where a mother was arrested in the killing of her three young daughters and taken from the scene covered in blood and wearing only a blanket, authorities and witnesses said. But it's not clear how the three girls, who ranged in age from 3 years to 2 months old, were killed, Los Angeles County sheriff's Lt. Dave Coleman said. Detectives were completing their investigation and clearing out of the scene Wednesday morning, more than 12 hours after the suspect's mother called them to the home in the unincorporated area near Torrance. "When they arrived, they were met by family members who told the deputies that a mother had killed her children," a Sheriff's Department statement said. Neighbors say the mother, identified by authorities as 30-year-old Carol Coronado, was taken from the scene covered in blood and naked except for a blanket. "She was full of blood on her face and arms," neighbor Ashley Madrid told the Daily Breeze newspaper. Coronado was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of murder, taken to a hospital for examination and then to a sheriff's station for booking. Authorities say she made no statement. Madrid said the children's grandmother told her that the woman had called earlier in the day and said that she was going crazy. She said the children's father was working on his car across the street when his mother-in-law discovered her daughter and the three children in a pool of blood on a bed. "I saw when they were bringing him out," Madrid said. "He was crying. He was crying, 'She killed my daughters!"

FECAL MATTER GIRLFRIEND

An Arizona woman was charged with child abuse after police say she forced her boyfriend's 3-year-old daughter to eat her own feces. Police say Nicole Candelaria, 27, held down the 3-year-old and forced her to consume excrement as punishment for defecating in the bathtub, according to ABC 7. Police arrested Candelaria on Saturday in Tempe, AZ Family reports. Candelaria reportedly lives with her boyfriend and watches his three children while he's at work. Her arrest came after the victim and her two sisters -- ages 3 and 5 -- told their mother about the incident, according to court documents obtained by the Phoenix New Times. Candelaria told police that the girls made the whole thing up, and that the three-year-old "lies often." However, doctors found that bruising on the girl's sides, legs, chest and back were consistent with claims that Candelaria held down the child

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

CONGRADULATIONS....NOT!!


MERIDEN, Conn. (AP) - A former student called in bomb threats to a Quinnipiac University's ommencement in Connecticut in a bid keep her family from learning that she wasn't graduating despite taking money for her education, according to police. Danielle Shea of Quincy, Massachusetts, was wearing a cap and gown when she was arrested Sunday inside the arena where the ceremony was taking place, Hamden police said. Police said she gave a detailed confession. The threats delayed the start of the ceremony for the College of Arts and Sciences by an hour and a half, and it was moved to a second location at the indoor athletic arena as a security precaution. Shea, 22, was arraigned Monday in Meriden Superior Court where bond was set at $10,000. Her attorney asked for her to be released on a promise to appear but the judge said he was troubled by the defendant's actions. Police said Shea didn't attend the university this year, but her mother paid thousands of dollars she thought was for her daughter's education. When graduation arrived, Shea panicked when relatives didn't see her name on the graduation roster and tried to have the ceremony canceled, they said. According to police, Shea made two calls to the university's public safety department. In the first, about 20 minutes before the start of the 6 p.m. graduation ceremony, she stated there was a "bomb in the library," said police. In the second call, about 20 minutes later, police said Shea warned that "several bombs are on campus" and noted, "You haven't cleared out graduation. That's not a good idea." Hamden and university police identified Shea using the telephone number she'd called from and then found her at the arena. She was arrested at the arena, the TD Bank Sports Center. She is charged with first degree threatening and falsely reporting an incident. Messages were left at her mother's home. 

Sunday, May 18, 2014

SAY WHAT??????????????

Washington DC – A May 7th solicitation by the U.S. Department of Agriculture seeks “the commercial acquisition of submachine guns [in] .40 Cal. S&W.” According to the solicitation, the Dept. of Agriculture wants the guns to have an “ambidextrous safety, semiautomatic or 2 round [bursts] trigger group, Tritium night sights front and rear, rails for attachment of flashlight (front under fore group) and scope (top rear), stock collapsible or folding,” and a “30 rd. capacity” magazine. They also want the submachine guns to have a “sling,” be “lightweight,” and have an “oversized trigger guard for gloved operation.” The solicitation directs “all responsible and/or interested sources…[to] submit their company name, point of contact, and telephone.” Companies that submit information in a “timely” fashion “shall be considered by the agency for contact to determine weapon suitability.”  

Friday, April 18, 2014

GAME FREAK


Florida man suffocated his young, crying son so he could play video games on his Xbox and watch TV, sheriff’s deputies said Friday. Cody Wygant, 24, is charged with third-degree murder and child neglect. He was being held Friday without bail at the Citrus County Jail. Sixteen-month-old Daymeon Wygant wasn’t breathing when emergency crews arrived at the home Thursday morning. The child pronounced dead at a hospital, investigators said. “It is inconceivable that a father could kill his infant son — it just baffles the mind,” Sheriff Jeff Dawsy said.  ”Our only sense of relief now comes from knowing that we did exactly what we needed to do to bring justice to him swiftly.

DRUNK TEACHER

An Estero High School teacher was arrested on a DUI charge as she drove to work Monday morning, Lee County sheriff’s deputies said. Nancy Vaughn, listed as a reading teacher on the school’s website, had blood alcohol content readings of 0.26 and 0.27, more than three times the legal limit, at 9:11 a.m., about two hours after deputies pulled her over in Estero, according to a Lee County Sheriff’s Office arrest report. Deputies said Vaughn, 57, of Bonita Springs, was swerving across lanes at 20 mph on Three Oaks Parkway, about a mile from Estero High School, when a deputy stopped her at about 7 a.m., roughly the same time as the start of school. Vaughn told deputies she hadn’t consumed alcohol or taken any prescription drugs, and that she was driving 45 mph en route to her job as a teacher, the report said. 

PLAYING DOCTOR??

An Arkansas gynecologist is facing video voyeurism charges after he allegedly used his cell phone to take nude photos of patients during office exams. Police began investigating Paul Becton, Jr. earlier this month after a patient told cops that she was concerned that the 68-year-old doctor “produced his cellular telephone and took photographs of her pubic region and buttocks” during an office visit, according to an arrest affidavit. Armed with a search warrant, Arkansas State Police investigators seized Becton’s phone during an April 10 visit to his office in Paragould, a city about 20 miles northeast of Jonesboro. A subsequent analysis of Becton’s phone revealed “numerous images of nude females that appear to have been taken in a medical office during medical examinations.” The photos were found “in the deleted images within the hard-drive” of the phone.

HEADS OR TAILS

Pakistan – A man previously arrested for digging up bodies and eating them was arrested again after authorities in Pakistan said they found the head of a young child in his home. The BBC reports that convicted cannibal Mohammad Arif Ali was taken into custody on Monday morning after police in Darya Khan, Pakistan, raided his home following reports of a bad smell emanating from the residence. “We found the severed head of a young child, about 2 or 3 years old,” Ameer Abdullah Khan, superintendent of police in Darya Khan, said. “They probably dug up his body from a grave, but the identity of the child and the graveyard from where his body might have been stolen is not clear.”


YEP..., WE SHOULDN'T REALLY WORRY ABOUT INFRINGING ON THEIR BORDERS....

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

WHAT A SHITTY DEAL

Who has been defecating on children's slides in Ypsilanti’s Prospect Park for the past five to six months? Ypsilanti police and city officials are hunting for the person officials have described as the “mystery pooper” as warmer weather approaches. Officials have discovered feces on the slides so frequently that police installed a hidden camera to try to capture an image of the act. Council Member Pete Murdock, who is also the head of the Friends of Prospect Park, described the act as “weird and deliberate.” He said he first received a call about the issue more than five months ago and the culprit struck as recently as early March. Department of Public Works employees are supposed to be checking the slides daily and cleaning up any human waste, Murdock said, and the suspect appears to be using the slide only at night. In January, Ypsilanti police Chief Tony DeGiusti sent a communication out to YPD officers about the incidents. “We have a problem in Prospect Park with a miscreant that does not understand the difference between a children’s playground slide and a toilet,” the email stated. “Apparently this extremely misguided individual feels the need to defecate on the slide despite the cold weather. This has been an ongoing problem at this location. Please make frequent checks in the area and record them on your daily log.” DeGiusti did not return calls from The Ann Arbor News and City Manager Ralph Lange declined to comment. “We most definitely need to get this under control before school (recess) and park season starts,” Murdock said. “It’s hard to deal with because it’s so unbelievable to begin with. When somebody called me and told me what happened I said ‘What? You gotta be kidding me!” Murdock said the Friends of the Prospect Park may stake out the park as temperatures warm and the nights grow shorter. He said he has encouraged staff and residents to contact him every time defecation is discovered so he can determine if there’s a pattern in regards to a schedule. “We need to get him or her and get them the help they need,” Murdock said. Tom Perkins is a freelance reporter for The Ann Arbor News.

Sunday, March 23, 2014

REALLY..., THIS IS ART??

Finnish artist Mimosa Pale, three times a week hits the streets of Helsinki inviting her fellow citizens to climb into her vagina-themed bike taxi. Her intention is to protest the world’s fascination with phallic objects and draw attention to the  Holy Yoni.   

Pathetic can we say???

Saturday, March 22, 2014

SICK FEMALE PEDOPHILE

A 21-year-old woman was sentenced to two years in prison for having forced sexual intercourse with an 8-year-old boy 50 times. Loren Morris, who was 16 when the abuse started five years ago, was given the sentence on Tuesday, a month after she was convicted at trial at Worcester Crown Court in England. The abuse lasted two years and came to light after the child was heard bragging about the encounters at school. The Daily Mail reports that Judge Robert Juckes QC gave Morris a more lenient sentence because she stopped sexually assaulting the boy after she realized it was "wrong." "I take into account what has been said to me and the fact that you stopped the activity yourself," Juckes said in open court. "You realized it was wrong rather than being caught and forced to stop." The judge also said, "That does not stop the fact though that you had full sexual intercourse with a child when he was 8 to 10 years old." Defense lawyer Antonie Mullers said his client was still struggling to come to terms with what she had done. "Her immaturity at 21 means she cannot accept the facts yet," Mullers said. "She accepts her conviction but with time will accept more." The Mirror reports that Morris, who "grinned broadly" as she headed to court with a cigarette between her lips, was convicted on three counts of sexual intercourse with a child under 16. Morris is also barred from having any contact with a child without the parents' permission and forced to register as a sex offender for 10 years.

Sunday, March 16, 2014

SICK CHILD NOSE BITER

A Northern California man has been arrested for biting off his 1-month-old son's nose because the child was crying. Fairfield Police Sgt. Troy Oviatt says 18-year-old Joshua Cooper was booked into Solano County Jail on Thursday on suspicion of child cruelty and aggravated mayhem. Oviatt says the incident was reported Thursday shortly after 8 a.m. when the infant's 17-year-old mother called authorities saying her son was bleeding from his nose. Officers found the baby and his parents at home, and the child was taken to NorthBay Medical Center and later transferred to Children's Hospital Oakland. Doctors determined the baby has suffered a skull fracture and brain hemorrhage and that a third of his nose had been severed, Oviatt says.

POOR LITTLE PUPPY

An Australian woman discovered her pet dog had been eaten by a snake in the most gruesome possible way after finding a bloated python lying curled in its kennel with the end of the dog’s chain still dangling from its mouth. Amazingly, the wildlife-lover had only chained her Chihuahua-Maltese cross overnight to stop it disturbing native animals near her Caniaba home in northern NSW, but it meant there was no escaping the 2.5-metre python that slithered into the kennel. When the woman went outside to let the dog off its chain the following morning, she discovered the bloated snake curled up inside the kennel. The end of the chain was protruding from its mouth. 

Thursday, March 13, 2014

THE PREVAILING IDIOT LIBERAL MENTALITY


Meet Jordan Wiser, a high school senior you might call an overachiever. Enrolled in an Ohio vocational-technical school, Wiser was taking Firefighter 2 and EMT courses to bolster his dream of future public service. “Last year, I completed the law enforcement course,” the 18-year-old told The Huffington Post, “I received several certifications, including the National Terror Defense certification from FEMA, the Terror Recognition certification and (certification as an) Emergency Vehicle Operator.” Wiser also joined the Army, enrolling the Future Soldiers program, and was scheduled to ship out in August. After his planned military service, he figured he’d embark on a career as a police officer or firefighter. But Wiser’s big dreams of public service are on hold. In fact, he’s now enduring a nightmare. It all started Dec. 12 when administrators at Ashtabula County Technical and Career Campus (A-Tech) in Jefferson, Ohio — about 60 miles northeast of Cleveland — questioned Wiser after an alleged tip regarding videos uploaded to Wiser’s You Tube account.  Among the clips are reviews of video games and merchandise, home defense tactics, and an interview with a local police officer. “The principal said he had reason to believe I had weapons in my vehicle and needed to search it,” Wiser told the Huffington Post. “He made me empty out all my pockets, and the vice principal grabbed me and patted me down very forcibly. It was somewhat awkward. Then they took my car keys. I told them what was in my car and said, ‘Don’t be alarmed.’” Wiser added that he didn’t give school officials permission to search his vehicle, nor was there a warrant to perform the search. But they cited the school handbook as their warrant, he said, adding that they denied his request to call an attorney. And what did they find inside Wiser’s vehicle? A folding blade pocketknife, a stun gun and two Airsoft guns. Airsoft is a game akin to paintball in which participants shoot each other with round non-metallic pellets, and Wiser said he had plans for an Airsoft game after school. The stun gun was for self-defense, he said, adding that the pocketknife was part of his EMT kit. “My stun gun was locked in the glove box,” Wiser told the Huffington Post, “and the knife was in my EMT medical vest. I bought it at K-Mart and have it as part of my first responder kit for cutting seatbelts.” Wiser was arrested and jailed for illegal conveyance of a weapon onto a school ground, a Class 5 felony. Harold Specht, the chief assistant prosecutor at the Ashtabula County prosecutor’s office, said the charge is related only to the pocketknife. “I was in jail for almost 13 days,” Wiser told the Huffington Post. “The first bond hearing I went to was on December 15. The judge ordered me [to be] held on a half million-dollar bond, pending a psychological evaluation. I did that and passed. They found I was not suicidal, homicidal or a threat to anybody. My attorney brought it up in front of a different judge, who let me out on a $50,000 bond and an ankle monitor. I was released from jail on Christmas Eve.” Given his school’s locale, Wiser doesn’t understand all the hubub over his pocketknife — nor the wide-ranging fallout from its discovery. “There are kids at my school all the time who get caught with knives and are suspended,” he told the Huffington Post. “My school is very rural, and people carry knives. I can accept the fact that there was a lapse in judgment, and I can accept a punishment, but I have already been expelled from both the tech school and my home school.” Jerome Brockway, the A-Tech superintendent, declined to discuss the case. And since Wiser’s felony charge, he said the Army discharged him pending a not-guilty verdict or dropped charges without prejudice. That’s not all. If the felony charge sticks, things could get way worse.
“If I am convicted of a felony, I’m never going to be a police officer. I’m never going to be a fireman. I’m never going to be in the military,” he added. “I won’t even be able to be a janitor. I’m 18 years old, and this is going to ruin my entire life.” If all of the knocks against Wiser weren’t enough, he added that the conditions of his bond prohibit him from contact with his grandfather, who is dying from cancer. “The one judge I went in front of told me to remove any firearms from my parents’ house and put them at my grandpa’s house,” Wiser said. “The next judge freaked out about me even knowing what a gun is and put a no-contact order against me and my grandparents. My grandfather is dying right now, and I am not allowed within 500 feet of him.” There was a petition on change.org that demanded Wiser’s charges be reduced to a misdemeanor, and within 48 hours, it attracted 1,349 signatures. But Wiser said he asked that the petition be closed, which it was. “The court threatened to hold sanctions against me and my lawyer,” Wiser told the Huffington Post. “I guess the prosecutor was upset because his inbox had been flooded with emails as a result of the petition.” Specht said he’s aware “there’s a load of people out here that just think we’re the devil because we’re allegedly ruining this young kid’s life,” but he insisted that’s not the case and that the felony charge is justified and there are no plans to reduce the charge. “There are all these school occurrences where people are shot, people are killed by other students,” Specht said. “We see it every day … so we don’t take these things lightly. … We have to be sure that we don’t have a potential for something like that to happen here.” Wiser said he’s offended by Specht’s characterization. “I was enlisted in the Army and went to school to be [a] police officer and fireman,” he said. “Why are they trying to paint me as a potential school shooter? I never had any intentions of hurting a soul.” Wiser’s attorney, William Bobulsky, did not return calls for comment from the Huffington Post. Wiser is scheduled to appear in court again on April 1 for a pretrial hearing. A jury trial is tentatively scheduled for June 11. “Never in my life did I think this would happen,” Wiser said. “I dedicated my life to public service, and now a four-inch pocketknife could ruin everything.”

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

SAFE NO WHERE

DAMATURU, Nigeria (AP) — Suspected Islamic extremists killed at least 29 students at a school dormitory in a pre-dawn attack early Tuesday, the spokesman for the governor of Nigeria’s Yobe state told The Associated Press. Soldiers guarding a checkpoint near the government school were mysteriously withdrawn hours before the attack, said the spokesman Abdullahi Bego.
The militants locked the door of a dormitory where male students were sleeping and then set it ablaze, slitting the throats of those who tried to clamber out of windows and gunning down those who ran away, said teacher Adamu Garba. He said some students were burned alive in the attack that began around 2 a.m. Female students were spared in the attack, said spokesman Bego. The attackers went to the females’ dormitories and told the young women to go home and get married and to abandon the Western education they said is anathema to Islam, he said. They allowed the females to escape, Bego told AP, relating what survivors and community leaders told Gov. Ibrahim Gaidam when he visited the now-deserted and destroyed Federal Government College at Buni Yadi, a secondary school 70 kilometers (45 miles) south of state capital Damaturu. Bego said the entire complex of the relatively new school had been burned out by firebombs — six dormitories, the administrative building, staff quarters, classrooms, a clinic and the kitchen. He said Gaidam would be asking questions about why the school apparently was left unprotected. “The community complained to the governor that yesterday the military were withdrawn and then the attack happened,” he said. A group of about eight soldiers manned the checkpoint when an AP reporter visited recently, and the nearest military base was a unit of about 30 soldiers in Buni Gari town, 2 kilometers (1.2 miles) away. But soldiers from Damaturu did not arrive until noon, hours after the attackers had finished their work and taken off, according to community leaders who said they buried the bodies of 29 victims. Most appeared to be between 15 and 20 years old, Bego said. Military spokesman Eli Lazarus had confirmed the attack but said he could not give an exact death toll because soldiers still were gathering corpses. He could not immediately be reached to comment on charges about the abandoned roadblock

Saturday, February 22, 2014

TOO FUNNY.....



I know, I know it is not politically correct, but you gotta laugh...

Thursday, February 20, 2014

REALLY??? HAVING THEIR LITTLE BOY BREASTFEED HIS DOLLS?

"I’m not exactly sure where to start with this one. Perhaps it’s comforting to know it’s not just Americans who do stupid things. As reported by the Daily Mail, a young couple in the West Midlands of England are raising their son Max to be gender neutral. In the morning, "dressed in a red checked lumberjack shirt and rust-coloured jeans, he shouted ‘beep beep!’ and giggled with delight while pushing a plastic motorbike around the living room of his family home." But in the afternoon, "he swiftly grabbed a blonde-haired doll, sat her in a pink plastic pram, and took her on a short walk, stopping only when it was time to pretend to breastfeed her." I have so many questions for these parents. Does your son have "gender neutral" genitalia? How will you potty-train him?  As a one-year-old, what other decisions do you think he should have the freedom to make? What if he doesn’t actually want to live in your house anymore?  Did the hamster, two cats and German Shepherd also sharing your home have the opportunity to choose their genders, and if not, why not?  When Max gets a bit older, will he be encouraged to wear sanitary napkins? Why is that any stranger than pretending to breastfeed? And why did you name him Max? Why not Susan? If you’re so worried about him being "too aggressive," how about teaching him some manners? And isn’t it sexist to think only males can be "too aggressive?" After all, I know some pretty tough and bitchy girls (some might say I am among them). I am aggressively angry at a culture that devalues and wishes to eliminate traditional masculinity. I will tell you, many bottles of wine have been emptied during conversations with various female friends who bemoan the dearth of manly men. Yes, I am personally a beneficiary of changing attitudes towards women and women’s roles. I made the choice to work outside the home. I own a business. And a power drill. I also recognize that a percentage of humanity – albeit a very small percentage – is transgender and suffers deeply because of it. For that I am sorry. The stories of those who must go through the process of transition in order to live contented lives are harrowing indeed.  But folks, humanity depends on having a fairly equal assortment of boys and girls. We’re not sea cucumbers.  It’s one thing to decorate the baby nursery in yellow rather than pink or blue. It’s quite another to encourage your one-year-old male child to pretend breastfeed his dolls."


Sunday, February 16, 2014

SATAN IS ALIVE AND WELL IN HOUSTON

HOUSTON – Two teenage boys were hoping to make a deal with the devil when they sexually assaulted and killed a 15-year-old suburban Houston girl in a satanic ritual, a prosecutor said. Seventeen-year-old Jose E. Reyes and a 16-year-old boy are accused of disfiguring the girl’s body, including carving an upside down crucifix on her stomach. Reyes and the 16-year-old boy, whose name is not being released because he is a juvenile, each face a capital murder charge for the death of Corriann Cervantes. Authorities say that after the boys lured Cervantes to a vacant apartment in southeast Houston on Feb. 5, they hit her with an ashtray, a toilet tank lid and a window blind rod, strangled her and also stabbed her in the face with a screwdriver. 

WOODY WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE

UK – Another gun-wielding toy has had its weapon seized by airport security. After a cowboy sock monkey Rooster Monkburn had his tiny harmless weapon seized last year, a Woody doll underwent similar probe at London’s Heathrow Airport. Healthrow traveler John Hazen posted a picture of his son’s figurine to the social-media website Reddit on Tuesday showing a security official removing the doll’s gun. “At Heathrow, security just confiscated his ‘weapon,’ keep the world safe boys,” Hazen wrote on the site. The doll does not usually come armed with gun – it was an accessory the family added. 

AMISH DRIVE BY SHOOTING

FEBRUARY 12--Police today announced charges have been filed against a Pennsylvania man in connection with the fatal drive-by shooting of a horse pulling an Amish buggy. Timothy Antonio Diggs, 22, is facing seven misdemeanor counts, including reckless endangerment, cruelty to animals, and firing into an occupied vehicle, according to the East Lampeter Township Police Department. The horse was pulling a buggy with five family members around 9 PM on November 24 when “an unknown type car traveling north passed the buggy.” The buggy’s occupants, a married couple and their three young children, told investigators that they heard “a loud noise, described as sounding like a firecracker” as the vehicle passed. Upon returning to their farm, the family discovered that the horse had been shot in the chest. The animal died before a veterinarian reached the family’s residence. Diggs, has been jailed since cops executed a search warrant at his home in early-December. During that raid, officers located handguns and a motorcycle that had been stolen in two separate burglaries. Police did not disclose whether one of the seized guns was used in the horse killing, nor did they reveal a motive for the shooting.

CRAZY IDEAS

Florida – A new pillow which lets you practice your kissing is available for lonely hearts without a date this Valentine’s Day. These Make-Out Practice Pillows are the brainchild of designer Emily King, who says she wanted to offer a solution to the inexperienced kisser. The 26-year-old from St. Petersburg, Florida, explains: “When I was in middle school, everyone “joked” about making out with pillows for practice. I’m assuming that I was not the only one for whom the jokes had some truth. Let’s just all admit that we all practice made-out with our pillows and we looked really silly doing it. Those poor pillows.

DECAPITATED CHIHUAHUA

PITTSBURGH – A Pittsburgh man is facing animal cruelty charges after he allegedly used a machete to decapitate his mother’s Chihuahua. Authorities said they were called to the home Wednesday evening, and Matthew Ondo’s parents showed them the remains of the dog, named Izzy, along with a bloody machete and butcher knife. According to a criminal complaint, Ondo, 30, at first denied killing the dog, then claimed the devil, Allah or “the Mexican” did it. Ondo’s parents told police their son is an unemployed drug addict who has emotional problems.

I don't know...., those little ankle biters do drive me nuts at times!!

Saturday, February 8, 2014

PUPPY BRUTALITY

HAUPPAUGE, N.Y. (CBSNewYork) – Three people on Long Island have been arrested for  abusing a pit bull named Miss Harper.The New York State Attorney General’s office announced the three have been charged with animal cruelty in connection with the case. As WCBS 880′s Sophia Hall reported, two of those arrested, Shawanna and Lee Hughes, owned the now-7-month-old puppy. They already have a case pending against them for allegedly putting bleach on a puppy last March.
The Nassau County couple is accused of using a friend who is a veterinary technician to cut off the puppy’s ears, likely with scissors, officials said. The complaint against the suspects said they then put rubber bands and socks on Miss Harper’s hind legs to prevent her from scratching. That caused the blood to not properly circulate to her legs. The Hugheses are accused of illegally paying the vet tech hundreds of dollars to amputate one of the pooch’s legs, Hall reported. “She doesn’t know anything’s wrong with her. She’s just a loving, playful puppy,” Gary Rogers with the Nassau County SPCA told Hall. “We’ve had an outpouring of support for her.” Lee Hughes, 39, Shawanna Hughes, 37, and Reginald Smith, 33, surrendered Tuesday morning and were arraigned after a months-long investigation by the AG’s office and the SPCA, according to Newsday. They were charged with various counts of animal cruelty, practicing veterinary medicine without a license and conspiracy.
Miss Harper had a number of infections when she was brought in in September, Rogers said.
The dog has been receiving care at My Pets Vet in Huntington since she was found.
The pit bull puppy will soon be fitted with a prosthetic leg, Hall reported. So far, thousands of people have filled out applications to adopt Miss Harper. The SPCA has received applications from as far away as Australia, Hall reported.