WYOMING MAN FOUND WITH 30 EYEBALLS IN HIS ANAL CAVITY

Police made a routine traffic stop early Thursday morning and got more than they bargained for when Roy Tilbott, 51, stepped out of his El Camino for a field sobriety test and Casper police noticed several eyeballs slide from his right pant leg onto the road. Feeling they could have a potential murderer on their hands, police quickly drew guns and cuffed Tilbott. Tilbott assured police the eyeballs were not human, but instead cow eyeballs he had pilfered from Johnson Meats (a slaughterhouse) where Tilbott is employed as a butcher. “Company won’t let us take animal scraps home and instead toss them in the landfill,” Tilbott said in the police report. “They’re a very wasteful company. We should be allowed to take scrap meat and other parts home. The company should start a green initiative. They don’t even have recycling at the plant.” Tilbott explained his actions:  “I enjoy eating bovine eyeballs and smuggling them out in my colon was the only way I knew how to get them out without potentially getting caught and fired.” Tilbott told police he estimates he has smuggled several thousand eyeballs from the plant over the past few months. “I put them in soups,” Tilbott said in the police report. “They’re beneficial for erectile dysfunction, which I currently battle, but I also just like the texture and taste.” Tilbott was arrested for driving under the influence, his BAC two times higher than the legal limit, plus he was in possession of several large carving knives possibly stolen from the meat packing plant, but Tilbott has not been charged with theft as police need to further investigate to determine who the knives belong to. Police are also unsure whether to charge Tilbott with theft for the bovine eyeballs. They are waiting to talk with Tilbott’s employer first.

SOO WEE....HERE PIGGIE, SOO WEE

MEDFORD, Oregon – Jurors spent only about an hour deliberating Tuesday before convicting an Oregon woman of killing two handymen and feeding their corpses to her pigs. The Jackson County jury found Susan Monica guilty of murdering two men about a year apart, then abusing their corpses by feeding them to the animals at her farm, The Medford Mail Tribune reported. Circuit Judge Tim Barnack immediately sentenced Monica to a minimum 50 years in prison. She variously claimed that one man shot himself repeatedly in the head and also that she shot him in self-defense and he was eaten by her pigs before she buried his remains on her 20-acre farm in southern Oregon.

CRAZY AND FAT, WHAT A COUPLE

The 52-year-old, who claims that weight gain runs in her family, saying: ‘My mum was fat and my favorite sister was fat, as were my grandparents, my grandmother and my great-grandmother. She used to feel quite different about her body. After her first marriage collapsed due to her weight gain, Gayla turned to the internet for support and found a group of women calling themselves SSBBWs (super-sized big beautiful women). From there, Gayla joined a forum called Bulge Chat, where she went on to meet her second husband Lance, a 54-year-old truck driver from Canada. And now, as well as enjoying a happy marriage with Lance, Gayla has also carved out a successful career as a webcam model.

MEOW....., ALCOHOL AND CATS DO NOT MIX...

KITTY, KITTY, KITTY

Vietnam – Pet cats are being snatched off the streets and killed in their ten of thousands across Asia – to feed the booming appetite for their meat in Vietnam. Restaurants serving domestic cats – sold as a delicacy known as ‘baby tiger’ – are springing up across northern Vietnam, despite laws against eating the animals. And at one restaurant – an hour’s drive from the capital Hanoi – the owner told MailOnline demand is so high he’d slaughtered 31 cats already that day just to keep up. Although eating cat meat is illegal, police officers and lawyers are among Vietnam’s biggest customers.

BIDEN STEALS BABY'S PACIFIER AND SUCKS ON IT

Vice President Joe Biden has been accused of putting his foot in his mouth before – but a toddler’s pacifier? And not just any toddler– Jasper Michael Brown Quintana is the grandson of former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg. Jasper’s mother, Georgina Bloomberg, posted a Facebook picture Wednesday showing the bemused, 15-month-old tot apparently trying to figure out what the veep was doing sucking on his pacifier. “What’s a boy to do when the Vice President steals your pacifier?”she wrote next to the photo.

KMART POOPER

CALEDONIA, Wis., April 2 (UPI) -- Police in Wisconsin said they arrested a woman accused of urinating and defecating in a box at Kmart while wearing a T-shirt that said "dropping a load." Investigators said Melissa Jacobson, 49, of Racine, was recorded on security camera footage Monday going behind a cash register at the store, loosening her pants and squatting down to allegedly urinate and defecate in a box of security tags. Police said Jacobson wiped herself with a paper towel before returning to the customer service counter, where she was making a return. The arrest report quoted an employee as saying Jacobson was a regular at the store "so she should know where the public restrooms are located." Police said Jacobson, who was wearing a T-shirt at the time of the incident with a picture of a dump truck and the caption "dropping a load," denied the action when she was confronted at her home and resisted arrest. Jacobson  was charged with misdemeanor counts of disorderly conduct, resisting an officer and obstructing an officer.

UGLY WIFE TO BE

China – A groom tried to kill himself after seeing his “ugly” arranged marriage bride for the first time. Kang Hu, 33, claimed bride Na Sung, 30, would be “bad for his image” after he walked out of the ceremony and threw himself in a nearby river. The 33-year-old had stunned guests at the wedding in the city of Shiyan, in central China’s Hubei province, when he apologised to his bride before telling her she was “too ugly”. Pal Chan Wang said: “It was a very awkward moment for everyone. “The bride was devastated, her family were furious, his family were furious, and we his friends were embarrassed..

SEXY SCARECROW

Jose Alberto, who was found dead in his San Jose de Balcare home, was found lying next to a straw doll dressed in lipstick and donning a wig. According to the "Irish Mirror", Alberto was considered a loner by his neighbors and there was no sign of violence at the scene. “There were no signs of violence, and we were working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow,” said police spokesman Rodolfo Moure. “I initially thought there were two bodies but then I realized one was a scarecrow wearing lipstick and a long-haired wig.” Moure told the publication his office is awaiting autopsy results.

NEW MEXICO WOMAN TRIED TO SNEAK GUN INTO JAIL IN HER GENITALS

KOAT reports that Josephine McAllister, 34, of Albuquerque, New Mexico, allegedly tried to sneak a gun into jail that was concealed in her genitals.McAllister was originally booked on Dec. 16 in connection with fraud charges related to allegedly stolen credit cards. The woman is accused of going through jail security and promptly throwing the gun away in the trash. That's where the firearm was allegedly found by an inmate, who alerted authorities. The Albuquerque Journal reports that McAllister told authorities she hid the gun in her waistband, but a criminal complaint says otherwise.
"Knowing how in depth the PTC (Prisoner Transport Center) officers search prisoners, there is no way that they could have missed it on her waist band,” a deputy wrote in the complaint. McAllister now faces a charge of bringing contraband into a place of imprisonment. It was not too long ago that another woman tried the same trick. In 2013, Christie Harris of Oklahoma was sentenced to 25 years for trying to sneak a gun into jail via her vagina. She also tried to sneak meth in her anus.

MOMMY DEAREST

A Florida woman who told cops she has anger control issues has been arrested for repeatedly beating her son with a rope and killing the family’s puppy as her children watched. Charlotte Wonjah, 26, appeared in a Miami court Thursday, where Judge George Sarduy set her bail at $5,000 on the animal cruelty charge and ordered her to appear again Friday on a charge of aggravated child abuse. Police officers were investigating a domestic violence case when they found welts and bruises on Wonjah’s 8-year-old son, WTVJ-TV reported. The wounds were in varying stages of healing, authorities said. The mother said she had lost control of temper and attacked her son, police said. She also acknowledged killing the family’s 1-month-old puppy by slamming it on the floor in front of her kids because she no longer wanted to take care of it, police said. A message left by the Daily News with the Miami Police Department wasn’t immediately returned Thursday.

BREASTFEEDING......OKAY???

As proud mum Denise Sumpter cuddles her bright, talented and confident daughter it is clear they have a special bond. At six-and-a-half years old, Belle is still breastfeeding– the oldest child in the UK known to be taking her mother’s milk. The Year Two pupil will ask for a feed if she is tired, ill or simply wants some bonding time with her mum. She might ask a couple of times a day, or maybe just once or twice a week. Sometimes she feeds on her own, and other times she latches on alongside 18-month-old brother Beau. And Denise, 44, insists she will continue until Belle decides it is time to stop. “I’ll feed Belle as long as she asks,” she says. “I don’t know how long that will be. It will be the same with Beau. I don’t think there’s anything weird about it.  “I feed both children on demand – ­whenever they want it.” Belle is a head taller than most of her classmates and has rarely been ill. Her mother puts this down to her “mama’s milk”, and for the confidence of her clever daughter – a talented violinist, singer and dancer who is top of the class in most subjects. Denise, a PhD student of ancient science, says: “I have two healthy, bright, confident children who I truly believe have benefitted from breast milk, and continue to do so.” Denise has the backing of partner Jules Deering, 47, a technical director at a university drama department. “Breastfeeding hasn’t impacted my sex life in any way,” she says. “It hasn’t ruined my breasts.” In fact she credits it with helping her keep her figure and her health, saying: “I’m protected from various cancers and can eat what I want without gaining weight.”

POTATO BIRTH CONTROL

The bizarre phenomenon was discovered when doctors attended a 22-year-old woman complaining of abdominal pains this week. The embarrassed young woman explained that she had been advised by her mother to insert a potato into her vagina as a means of avoiding unwanted pregnancy. “My mom told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her.” the unnamed patient was quoted as saying by local news website HSB Noticias.  After leaving the potato in place for around 2 weeks she began to experience intense pain in her lower abdomen. The potato had germinated, and grown roots inside the lady’s private parts. When the nurse went to examine the patient, she originally thought she had been the target of a practical joke, as she found roots emerging from the young woman´s vagina. The offending root vegetable was removed without need for surgery, and there should be no lasting physical effects on the young woman. Carolina Rojas, the attending nurse, pointed the finger of blame at the woman´s mother for giving her daughter such bad advice in terms of contraception methods available. A recent campaign by Colombia’s Family Welfare Institute aimed at reducing the high levels of teenage pregnancy in Colombia stated that young people’s general rejection of conventional contraception methods, such as condoms and contraceptive pills, coupled with a macho society which often saw girls pressured into having unsafe sex, contributed to a high level of unwanted teenage pregnancies.

BABY SAFETY

Florida – A Lauderdale Lakes woman is accused of driving with her 5-month-old baby in the trunk of a car to avoid getting a ticket for not having a car seat. Broward sheriff’s deputies conducting a traffic stop early Tuesday found the baby lying on a pair of large hedge-cutting shears and surrounded by potentially hazardous items, Judge John “Jay” Hurley said, reading from a police report during first-appearance court Tuesday afternoon. As the deputy headed back to the cruiser, another deputy heard crying coming from inside the trunk. They opened it and found Breona Watkins’ baby, Hurley said. Breona Synclair Watkins, 19, was arrested and charged with child abuse, resisting an officer and five traffic-related offenses, including driving without a license and failure to have a child restraint.

POOP???

The natural reaction of people to a pile of poop is to avoid it, but in Hong Kong, an inflatable pile of poop. Inflatable Art Exhibit in West Kowloon Cultural District, not only McCarthy’s structure is displayed. Visitors can also jump on the inflatable Stonehenge replica, and wonder at the artwork entitled “Falling into the Mundane World”.



This is exactly why modern art simply looks like shit!!!

SICK PUNK!!

A Pennsylvania teen may face up to two years behind bars for allegedly taking a photo of himself simulating oral sex with a statue of Jesus, Kron 4 reports. The photo was taken in front of Love in the Name of Christ, a Christian organization in Everett, Pennsylvania, and posted on Facebook back in July. On Tuesday, the 14-year-old — whose name has not been released by police — was charged with desecration of a venerated object, the Smoking Gun reported. If convicted, he could wind up spending two years in a juvenile jail, according to Kron 4.“Desecration” is defined in Pennsylvania as ““Defacing, damaging, polluting or otherwise, physically mistreating in a way that the actor knows will outrage the sensibilities of persons likely to observe or discover the action.” The teen's original Facebook post garnered 124 Facebook comments, ranging from “Amazing” and “this is heaven” to “this is repulsive, even if you don’t believe you could at least have respect for those who do and those who ARE going to Heaven…you disgusting [sic], disturbed, disrespectful little punk ass bitch.”

I hope you become familiar with Dante's work..

MONKEYING AROUND

The federal government reportedly has spent more than $3 million to get monkeys drunk in order to study the effect the alcohol has on body tissue. The Washington Times reported Friday on a host of questionable grant programs administered by the National Institutes of Health, including a multi-year project to study if over-drinking causes gamblers to lose more money. The monkey project, which reportedly has cost taxpayers $3.2 million so far, is being led by the Oregon Health & Science University. Researchers say the work will “bridge the gap” between studies that focus on rodents and human research. According to the Times, they say it will allow the "alcohol research community to better understand disease processes associated with alcoholism." As part of the research, scientists reportedly force monkeys to drink too much and then study their tissue for damage. NIH argues that its grants help scientists and students in their "potential to develop into a productive, independent research scientist." David Williams, president of the Taxpayers Protection Alliance, told the Times the money is being doled out “with no real consideration of whether the projects being funded are of any value to taxpayers.”

HOT DOG

REDDING, Calif. — A Northern California man has been arrested after his ex-girlfriend said he cooked her dog and fed it to her. Ryan Watenpaugh of Palo Cedro was arrested Thursday. He remains jailed Friday. Watenpaugh’s ex told police he had repeatedly struck her while they were dating and that after one assault, she left her Redding apartment and returned to find her Pomeranian, “Bear,” missing. Police say the couple briefly reconciled last week and Watenpaugh cooked the woman a meal. But she told police he later texted her and asked how her dog had tasted. On Tuesday, Watenpaugh allegedly left two of the dog’s paws outside her door. Police say Watenpaugh has denied killing or cooking the dog. He was booked for animal cruelty, domestic violence, stalking and false imprisonment

SICK..SICK...SICK!!!!!!! "Morgue Attendant Admits To Sex With 100 Dead Women"

An Ohio morgue attendant admitted to having sex with at least 100 corpses while on the job, federal officials said in court Friday. Kenneth Douglas, a 60-year-old Hamilton, Ohio resident, said he had sex with the corpses between 1976 and 1992 while working the night shift, WCPO reported. In his deposition as part of a lawsuit against Hamilton County, Douglas admitted to being drunk and on drugs while committing the crimes. “I would just get on top of them and pull my pants down,” Hamilton said in a deposition to the 6th US Circuit Court of Appeals, according to WPTV. "If I hadn't had anything to drink when I went to work, it wouldn't happen," Douglas added. "I would do crack and go in and drink and go in." Douglas was convicted of gross corpse abuse in 2008 after admitting to having sex with the corpse of a 19-year-old woman who had been murdered and nearly decapitated in 1991. In 2012, Douglas admitted to having sex with two more corpses. In the case of another murder victim, Douglas said he had sex with her corpse the day she was killed. Now, Douglas has admitted to having sex with up to 100 corpses, many times while the bodies were being stored for autopsies. His crimes were first revealed when  DNA connected him to semen found in one of his victims in 2008. The woman's killer, David Steffan, admitted killing the woman but denied raping her, according to the NY Daily News. The county is now being sued by the families of three of the victims, who said the morgue director failed "recklessly and wantonly" to supervise Douglas. The families' case is supported by the wife of Douglas, who said she had tried to alert the morgue to her husband's actions, but was told to stop calling. Douglas' wife testified in a deposition that he reeked of sex when she picked him up from work. She said she called the coroner's office and reported him, but the morgue supervisor told her to stop calling. "He said, 'Whatever happens on county time and on county property is county business,'" said Douglas' wife. The county argued that because the cases involved unknown criminal acts of an employee, it should not be held liable.

I WONDER IF HE LIKES ZOMBIES?????

PAIN IN THE ASS

A 50-year-old British man died earlier this year after a vibrator became stuck in his rectum,  a coroner's inquest heard Tuesday. Nigel Willis, who was unemployed and lived with his elderly mother, was rushed to Lewisham Hospital on Dec. 30, 2013 after the sex toy got stuck inside him for five days. Willis, who was diabetic, became progressively weaker, and was unable to move from his couch during that time. He only sought assistance after a friend learned of the problem and begged him to get help. Doctors said that the vibrator had perforated the man's bowel. Willis developed septic shock and suffered multiple organ failure, the coroner ruled. His condition deteriorated over a lengthy stay in the ICU. He died Feb. 7. "The main cause of death clearly is just the abdomen injury -- the injury to the bowel," Assistant Coroner for inner-south London Sarah Ormand-Walshe said, according to the Daily Mail.

CHINESE FOOD

Chau Hoi-leung, 30, killed his parents after they stopped funding his lavish lifestyle. A son who felt harassed by his parents is alleged to have invited them round for lunch where he murdered and cooked their body parts. Chau Hoi-leung, 30, fell out with his parents when they told him to go out and get a job because they no longer wanted to fund his lavish lifestyle. He accused them of abandoning him and cut them off so when he invited them to lunch at his Hong Kong flat Chau Wing-ki, 65, and Siu Yuet-yee, 62, thought it was for a reunion. However, it is alleged that when they arrived he and friend Tse Chun-kei, 36, killed them, chopped them up, and then cooked them with rice. The court heard that Hoi-leung and Chun-kei had planned the murder for three months, buying knives and fridges to store the bodies and microwaves and a rice cooker.Detectives searched his flat soon after his parents were reported missing and discovered two heads in a fridge. They also found body parts in freezers and bloodstains were still on the floor. Parts of a body that had not fitted into the freezer had been salted and packed into lunchboxes. Chau says that he was not in his right mind when he carried out the alleged murder because he had been emotionally abandoned by his parents. He pleaded guilty to murder with diminished responsibility but prosecutors want him convicted of murder. He had also tried to cover up the deaths by reporting his parents missing and told police that the elderly pair had said they were going to mainland China to have some fun. However detectives became suspicions and searched his flat where they found the bodies, receipts and notes detailing the planning. Michael Arthur, prosecuting, said: "Their crime was greatly premeditated. Their planning was extensive." The trial continues

WEIRD DIET

India – An Indian woman’s family thought she was under the spell of black magic — but it turns out she had been swallowing metal objects, according to The New Indian Express. For over four years, the 35-year-old had been behaving abnormally. When she was finally taken to the hospital, doctors did an X-ray and found what turned out to be 152 metal objects in her stomach, which was almost hanging close to her pelvic bone.The objects included 96 small nails, 23 large nails, screws, coins, a hair pin, and a key. Doctors at Rajiv Gandhi Government General Hospital (RGGGH) said they were surprised that the woman did have esophageal injuries. The only adverse symptoms she exhibited were breathlessness and a bloated stomach.

CRAZY LADY??

BESTIALITY AND A CHURCH LEADER

A church leader in Roach, Missouri, is out of a job after being arrested for allegedly trying to arrange a sexual encounter with a dog. Jerald Hill, 56, was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of attempted unlawful sex with an animal and attempted animal abuse. Authorities began investigating Hill after the Boone County Sheriff’s Department Cyber Crimes Task Force got a tip about a Craigslist post by a man looking for two types of animals for sex. One of the chosen animals was a dog, but investigators declined to mention the other type of animal, the Columbia Tribune reports. An undercover detective contacted Hill by email and offered a dog for sex. The two then arranged a meeting in Columbia. When Hill arrived, he was arrested without incident, according to CBS St. Louis. Hill was released after paying $1,000 bail. The allegations have had a negative effect on Hill's job as a CEO of the Windemere Baptist Conference Center. A day after Hill's arrest, church leaders released a statement saying that the organization is "concerned for the well-being of Jerry," but will meet next week to start "the process of looking for a new president and CEO," according to APBnews.com.

KEN

"There is a new Ken in town. Brazilian model Celso Santebanes, 20, can now compete with the likes of "Human Ken Doll" Justin Jedlica over who pulls off the creepiest, most plastic-looking version of a real-life Ken doll. Santebanes told The Mirror that he has spent more than $50,000 to perfect his look, undergoing four surgeries on his nose, chest, chin, and jaw. He got the work done so that he might look more like Barbie's perfectly manicured boyfriend (or husband, or ex-boyfriend -- their relationship status changes a lot. The newest human Ken said he likes to behave as a "human puppet" to further resemble his favorite toy. It's not entirely clear what that means. But hey, he's single! "The human Ken bachelor is looking for his Barbie," Santebanes wrote on his Facebook page. "Who wants to be my girlfriend? After all no one is happy alone." Maybe he can try his luck with human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova, who apparently did not hit it off well with her previous human Ken counterpart (drama!)."

I SEE STUPID PEOPLE EVERYWHERE

MOTHER'S CRAZY TALL STORY

A Pennsylvania mother told police that she had no idea that her eight-year-old son was dead until she smelled the child’s decomposing body. She said that the boy was severely mentally disabled and stayed on the third floor of their home. Her husband was the main care-taker of their son, according to reports on Yahoo News August 2. Kimberly Tutko said that she cared for their disabled daughter and her husband cared for their son. The husband, Jarrod Tutko, 38, said he didn’t tell his wife that their son had died because he didn’t want to upset the couple’s other five children in the house. The children were placed in protective custody after police were called to the home. Kimberly agreed to be interviewed by WHIP_TV, CBS Local News in Harrisburg, but only under the terms that her face be concealed. She said that she really didn’t know that their son was dead until the smell seeped through the house. People are “picking on her” saying that she is a bad mother, but she insists their normal routine is for the father to care for their son who was severely mentally disabled and autistic. Their son was so hard to control, that her husband took that task over. Their son, Jarrod Tutko Jr. was dead for several days before the father informed the mother the boy had died. He didn’t have a choice as the odor was overtaking the house and he finally did tell his wife. When police were called to the house on Friday they found the boy’s body upstairs in a third floor bedroom. The mother said the dead boy had to be kept away from the other children because of his disruptive behavior, so he was kept in the third floor bedroom. The child would rip up the floor and carpeting. She said he refused to wear diapers and he would smear feces all over the place. The husband was arrested on Saturday and charged with child endangerment, concealing the death of a child and abuse of a corpse. The cause of death for this child is not known, but an autopsy should supply answers to some of the questions coming from law enforcement today.

NO PENIS, NO BRAINS....NOT A GOD!

Rapper Andre Johnson, who made headlines in April when he severed his penis before jumping out of his second story apartment building, told E! News that he did it because he is not a mortal man. “Yes, I was using drugs that night, but I was in complete control,” the rapper told the celebrity-gossip outlet.. “I cut it off because that was the root of all my problems. My solution to the problem was the realization that sex is for mortals, and I am a god…Those kinds of activities got me into trouble, and I came here to be a god.” Johnson performs under the name Christ Bearer. His group is affiliated with the Wu-Tang Clan. Immediately following the incident, Johnson remained quiet. “People perceived me as crazy, so I never wanted to speak wholeheartedly on the matter,” he told E! News. “But now, in retrospect, the truth must be told.” The rapper, who said doctors were unable to reattach his genitalia, said he was not trying to kill himself, as initially suspected. “I didn’t want to kill myself,” Johnson said. “That was just my response to the demons. They were doing their best to get to me, but being alive solidified my thoughts. … I’m alive, penis or no penis.”

SWEET OLD LADY

California – A 60-year-old California woman who has been involved in a series of “neighborhood disputes” is jailed on three felony charges after allegedly spraying a “poisonous weed killer” in the face and eyes of a seven-year-old who lives in the same condominium complex.
Julie Rodenhuis was arrested evening after cops were dispatched to the development to investigate a reported assault on a child. According to police in Grover Beach, a coastal community 90 miles north of Santa Barbara, Rodenhuis sprayed the pesticide on the child, who was immediately treated by family members. The victim was subsequently treated by emergency service personnel at the scene and then transported to a local hospital, from which the child was later released.

4TH OF JULY COOKOUTS

NEW YORK (MYFOXNY) - An Inwood man is under arrest after throwing a woman onto the hot coals from an overturned grill and then stabbing her with a barbecue utensil. According to authorities, the incident happened on Saturday when Fredrick Walker, 43, pushed over a grill on Bayview Avenue in Inwood and then shoved the 56-year old woman onto the hot coals, striking her head against a sidewalk before he stabbed her in the neck. Another man tried to intervene and was burned by the hot coals. Walker is being charged with third-degree criminal possession of a weapon and three counts of second-degree assault.

HAIRY WOMEN

Female Arizona State University students can receive extra credit for defying social norms and refusing to shave for 10 weeks during the semester. Women and Gender Studies Professor Breanne Fahs, encourages her female students to cease shaving their underarms and legs during the semester and document their experiences in a journal.   Student Stephanie Robinson said it was a “life changing experience.” “Many of my friends didn’t want to work out next to me or hear about the assignment, and my mother was distraught at the idea that I would be getting married in a white dress with armpit hair,” Robinson told ASU news.Men are also allowed to receive extra credit, as long as they shave their bodies from the neck down. Fahs says the experiment illustrates social issues with gender roles, particularly with the male participants. “One guy did his shaving with a buck knife,” Fahs said. “Male students tend to adopt the attitude of, ‘I’m a man; I can do what I want.” As the Director of the Center for Feminist Research on Gender and Sexuality Group at ASU, Fahs has been very active in women’s issues. Her academic journals have been published in outlets such as Feminism & Psychology, Psychology of Women Quarterly and Gender and Society. She has also authored books including Performing Sex, Moral Panics of Sexuality and her newest biography on the life of radical feminist and attempted assassin, Valerie Solonas. Participant and student Jaqueline Gonzalez said the experience allowed her to start on a path of activism. “The experience helped me better understand how pervasive gendered socialization is in our culture. Furthermore, by doing this kind of activist project I was no longer an armchair activist theorizing in the classroom.” she said. “So much is learned by actually taking part in the theory or idea we learn in the classroom, and we could benefit from this type of pedagogy being taken up by similar classes.”

CRAZY PRETEENS!!

By Todd Richmond
WAUKESHA, Wis. (AP) - Prosecutors say two 12-year-old southeastern Wisconsin girls stabbed their 12-year-old friend nearly to death in the wood to please a mythological creature they learned about online. Both girls were charged as adults with first-degree attempted homicide Monday in Waukesha County Circuit Court; they each face up to 60 years in prison if convicted. A court commissioner set bail at $500,000 cash per child. According to a criminal complaint, the girls had been planning to kill their friend for months and finally made the attempt in a park on Saturday morning, after a slumber party. One of the girls told a detective they were trying to become "proxies" of Slender Man, a mythological demon-like character they learned about on creepypasta.wikia.com, a website about horror stories and legends. They planned to run away to the demon's forest mansion after the slaying, the complaint said. "I recognize their young ages but it's still unbelievable," Court Commissioner Thomas Pieper said during one of the girls' initial court appearances Monday. The victim suffered 19 stab wounds; one missed a major artery near her heart by a millimeter, doctors told police. She was in stable condition Monday. The court documents did not provide her name. The Associated Press isn't naming either girl who is charged because at least one of their attorneys plans to pursue moving her case into juvenile court, where proceedings are secret. Both girls appeared in court wearing shackles and jail jumpsuits. They were surrounded by sheriff's baliffs, who towered over them. Family members of one of the girls wept openly as reporters snapped photographs. The other girl's family sat stone-faced. According to the criminal complaint, one of the girls told an investigator they began planning to kill their friend in December. The other girl told police they decided to kill her so they could become proxies of Slender Man, who would accept them and let them live with him in his mansion in the Nicolet National Forest. The other girl said she sees Slender Man in her dreams. She said he watches her and can read her mind and teleport. "It's extremely disturbing as a parent and as chief of police," Waukesha Police Chief Russell Jack said at a news conference ahead of the court appearances Monday. The girls invited their friend to a slumber party on Friday evening, the complaint said. They planned to kill her during the night so they wouldn't have to look into her eyes, one girl told police, and then run away. They decided to put it off, but the next day, during a hide-and-seek game in a wooded park, they attacked their friend with a knife. One girl told the other to "go ballistic, go crazy," according to the complaint. The victim began to scream that she hated them and started stumbling away, one of the girls told police. The girls left the victim lying in the woods. She crawled to a road where a bicyclist found her lying on the sidewalk. Police arrived and she gave them the name of one of the girls who attacked her. She was rushed into surgery, police said. One of the girl's attorneys, Donna Kuchler, asked Pieper to remove reporters from the courtroom because she planned to attempt to get her client waived into juvenile court. Pieper refused. Kuchler escorted the girl's family out of the courtroom, telling reporters only that the family was horrified at what happened. The other girl's attorney, Joseph Smith Jr., led her family out of court. He declined to comment. Both girls are due back in court on June 11 for a status conference.


I AM WONDERING ABOUT THEIR ATTORNEY.....IF THIS NAME SOUNDS FAMILIAR..., IT IS THE SAME NAME OF THE GUY WHO FOUNDED THE MORMONS.. HE TOO STATED HE SAW OR KNEW STRANGE BEINGS...

CRAZY MURDERING KNIFE MOTHER

TORRANCE, Calif. (AP) - Several knives were recovered at a gruesome scene in Southern California where a mother was arrested in the killing of her three young daughters and taken from the scene covered in blood and wearing only a blanket, authorities and witnesses said. But it's not clear how the three girls, who ranged in age from 3 years to 2 months old, were killed, Los Angeles County sheriff's Lt. Dave Coleman said. Detectives were completing their investigation and clearing out of the scene Wednesday morning, more than 12 hours after the suspect's mother called them to the home in the unincorporated area near Torrance. "When they arrived, they were met by family members who told the deputies that a mother had killed her children," a Sheriff's Department statement said. Neighbors say the mother, identified by authorities as 30-year-old Carol Coronado, was taken from the scene covered in blood and naked except for a blanket. "She was full of blood on her face and arms," neighbor Ashley Madrid told the Daily Breeze newspaper. Coronado was arrested Tuesday on suspicion of murder, taken to a hospital for examination and then to a sheriff's station for booking. Authorities say she made no statement. Madrid said the children's grandmother told her that the woman had called earlier in the day and said that she was going crazy. She said the children's father was working on his car across the street when his mother-in-law discovered her daughter and the three children in a pool of blood on a bed. "I saw when they were bringing him out," Madrid said. "He was crying. He was crying, 'She killed my daughters!"

FECAL MATTER GIRLFRIEND

An Arizona woman was charged with child abuse after police say she forced her boyfriend's 3-year-old daughter to eat her own feces. Police say Nicole Candelaria, 27, held down the 3-year-old and forced her to consume excrement as punishment for defecating in the bathtub, according to ABC 7. Police arrested Candelaria on Saturday in Tempe, AZ Family reports. Candelaria reportedly lives with her boyfriend and watches his three children while he's at work. Her arrest came after the victim and her two sisters -- ages 3 and 5 -- told their mother about the incident, according to court documents obtained by the Phoenix New Times. Candelaria told police that the girls made the whole thing up, and that the three-year-old "lies often." However, doctors found that bruising on the girl's sides, legs, chest and back were consistent with claims that Candelaria held down the child

CONGRADULATIONS....NOT!!

MERIDEN, Conn. (AP) - A former student called in bomb threats to a Quinnipiac University's ommencement in Connecticut in a bid keep her family from learning that she wasn't graduating despite taking money for her education, according to police. Danielle Shea of Quincy, Massachusetts, was wearing a cap and gown when she was arrested Sunday inside the arena where the ceremony was taking place, Hamden police said. Police said she gave a detailed confession. The threats delayed the start of the ceremony for the College of Arts and Sciences by an hour and a half, and it was moved to a second location at the indoor athletic arena as a security precaution. Shea, 22, was arraigned Monday in Meriden Superior Court where bond was set at $10,000. Her attorney asked for her to be released on a promise to appear but the judge said he was troubled by the defendant's actions. Police said Shea didn't attend the university this year, but her mother paid thousands of dollars she thought was for her daughter's education. When graduation arrived, Shea panicked when relatives didn't see her name on the graduation roster and tried to have the ceremony canceled, they said. According to police, Shea made two calls to the university's public safety department. In the first, about 20 minutes before the start of the 6 p.m. graduation ceremony, she stated there was a "bomb in the library," said police. In the second call, about 20 minutes later, police said Shea warned that "several bombs are on campus" and noted, "You haven't cleared out graduation. That's not a good idea." Hamden and university police identified Shea using the telephone number she'd called from and then found her at the arena. She was arrested at the arena, the TD Bank Sports Center. She is charged with first degree threatening and falsely reporting an incident. Messages were left at her mother's home. 

SAY WHAT??????????????

Washington DC – A May 7th solicitation by the U.S. Department of Agriculture seeks “the commercial acquisition of submachine guns [in] .40 Cal. S&W.” According to the solicitation, the Dept. of Agriculture wants the guns to have an “ambidextrous safety, semiautomatic or 2 round [bursts] trigger group, Tritium night sights front and rear, rails for attachment of flashlight (front under fore group) and scope (top rear), stock collapsible or folding,” and a “30 rd. capacity” magazine. They also want the submachine guns to have a “sling,” be “lightweight,” and have an “oversized trigger guard for gloved operation.” The solicitation directs “all responsible and/or interested sources…[to] submit their company name, point of contact, and telephone.” Companies that submit information in a “timely” fashion “shall be considered by the agency for contact to determine weapon suitability.”  

GAME FREAK

Florida man suffocated his young, crying son so he could play video games on his Xbox and watch TV, sheriff’s deputies said Friday. Cody Wygant, 24, is charged with third-degree murder and child neglect. He was being held Friday without bail at the Citrus County Jail. Sixteen-month-old Daymeon Wygant wasn’t breathing when emergency crews arrived at the home Thursday morning. The child pronounced dead at a hospital, investigators said. “It is inconceivable that a father could kill his infant son — it just baffles the mind,” Sheriff Jeff Dawsy said.  ”Our only sense of relief now comes from knowing that we did exactly what we needed to do to bring justice to him swiftly.

DRUNK TEACHER

An Estero High School teacher was arrested on a DUI charge as she drove to work Monday morning, Lee County sheriff’s deputies said. Nancy Vaughn, listed as a reading teacher on the school’s website, had blood alcohol content readings of 0.26 and 0.27, more than three times the legal limit, at 9:11 a.m., about two hours after deputies pulled her over in Estero, according to a Lee County Sheriff’s Office arrest report. Deputies said Vaughn, 57, of Bonita Springs, was swerving across lanes at 20 mph on Three Oaks Parkway, about a mile from Estero High School, when a deputy stopped her at about 7 a.m., roughly the same time as the start of school. Vaughn told deputies she hadn’t consumed alcohol or taken any prescription drugs, and that she was driving 45 mph en route to her job as a teacher, the report said. 

PLAYING DOCTOR??

An Arkansas gynecologist is facing video voyeurism charges after he allegedly used his cell phone to take nude photos of patients during office exams. Police began investigating Paul Becton, Jr. earlier this month after a patient told cops that she was concerned that the 68-year-old doctor “produced his cellular telephone and took photographs of her pubic region and buttocks” during an office visit, according to an arrest affidavit. Armed with a search warrant, Arkansas State Police investigators seized Becton’s phone during an April 10 visit to his office in Paragould, a city about 20 miles northeast of Jonesboro. A subsequent analysis of Becton’s phone revealed “numerous images of nude females that appear to have been taken in a medical office during medical examinations.” The photos were found “in the deleted images within the hard-drive” of the phone.

HEADS OR TAILS

Pakistan – A man previously arrested for digging up bodies and eating them was arrested again after authorities in Pakistan said they found the head of a young child in his home. The BBC reports that convicted cannibal Mohammad Arif Ali was taken into custody on Monday morning after police in Darya Khan, Pakistan, raided his home following reports of a bad smell emanating from the residence. “We found the severed head of a young child, about 2 or 3 years old,” Ameer Abdullah Khan, superintendent of police in Darya Khan, said. “They probably dug up his body from a grave, but the identity of the child and the graveyard from where his body might have been stolen is not clear.”


YEP..., WE SHOULDN'T REALLY WORRY ABOUT INFRINGING ON THEIR BORDERS....