WHO IS THE REAL WORLD LEADER

 

LET'S SEE, THE KING OF SAUDI ARABIA, AND CHINESE AND JAPANESE PRIME MINISTERS, AND SHAKING GADAFI'S HAND...AND THEN SWEETIE WITH PUTIN...

THIS HERE MAN IS REALLY CRAZY

Jersey City – Jargget Washington had tried to gnaw his own wrist off by trapped in a police holding cell, defecated in the back of a Jersey City police cruiser, and as a grand finale bit off and swallowed his own finger at the Hudson County jail. Police said Washington, 29, of Jersey City accomplished all this while under the influence of PCP, or phencyclidine, a drug that can cause hallucinations and make users extremely violent. Washington first attracted police attention when he stripped naked in the middle of a busy intersection and started attacking cars with his bare hands, screaming unintelligibly. At one point, Washington allegedly jumped onto the hood and roof of a passing car and tried to pull the driver out.

COOKED SQUIRREL

HOLLAND TOWNSHIP, Michigan – A fire that ravaged an apartment complex in Holland Township, Mich. reportedly started because a resident was a little clumsy with a propane blowtorch, which he was using to prepare a squirrel carcass for eating. The blaze started at about 12:30 pm. The resident was on his third-floor patio, using the torch to singe the fur off the dead animal, when he accidentally ignited the deck. The flames rapidly got out of control and spread to the roof, according to Wood TV. Ultimately, eight apartments were destroyed, several more sustained significant damage, and the roof of the apartment complex caved in.

WELL....., THIS MAN IS DEFINETELY NOT FULL OF SH--!

Florida – A Florida man has been indicted on a federal product tampering charge for allegedly returning used enemas to the shelves of the CVS pharmacy where he purchased the items.
Ronald Eugene Robinson is accused in an indictment unsealed today in U.S. District Court in Jacksonville. According to prosecutors, Robinson bought several “pre-packaged CVS Pharmacy Ready-to-Use enemas” between April and June of this year. After using the enemas, he placed them back into their boxes, resealed the containers, and returned the products for refunds. The used enemas, reshelved by CVS workers, were subsequently sold to unsuspecting customers.
The federal indictment charges that Robinson acted with reckless disregard and placed others in danger of death or bodily injury.

SANITY

THIS IS WHAT UNITY SHOULD BE... WITHOUT THIS......, THIS WORLD WILL TRULY BE INSANE!!!!

ROACHES, YUMMY!!!!!!

MIAMI (TheBlaze/AP) — The winner of a roach-eating contest in South Florida died shortly after downing dozens of the live bugs as well as worms, authorities said Monday. About 30 contestants ate the insects during Friday night’s contest at Ben Siegel Reptile Store in Deerfield Beach about 40 miles north of Miami. The grand prize was a python. Edward Archbold, 32, of West Palm Beach became ill shortly after the contest ended and collapsed in front of the store, according to a Broward Sheriff’s Office statement released Monday. He was taken to the hospital where he was pronounced dead. Authorities were waiting for results of an autopsy to determine a cause of death. “Unless the roaches were contaminated with some bacteria or other pathogens, I don’t think that cockroaches would be unsafe to eat,” said Michael Adams, professor of entomology at the University of California at Riverside, who added that he has never heard of someone dying after consuming roaches. “Some people do have allergies to roaches,” he said, “but there are no toxins in roaches or related insects.”
None of the other contestants became ill, the sheriff’s office said. There was no updated phone number listed for Archbold in West Palm Beach. “We feel terribly awful,” said store owner Ben Siegel, who added that Archbold did not appear to be sick before the contest. “He looked like he just wanted to show off and was very nice,” Siegel said, adding that Archbold was “the life of the party.”

MOMMY DEAREST

DALLAS (AP) — A Dallas woman who super-glued her 2-year-old daughter’s hands to a wall also beat the girl so badly that she suffered bleeding on her brain, a doctor testified Monday during the mother’s sentencing hearing. Elizabeth Escalona faces up to life in prison after pleading guilty in July to attacking her daughter, Jocelyn Cedillo, last September. Police say the 23-year-old mother attacked the toddler due to potty training problems. During a sentencing hearing that began Monday, prosecutors presented gruesome photos and details of the attack. Jocelyn was hospitalized for about one week with injuries that included bleeding on her brain, a fractured rib, severe bruises and others likely caused by direct blows, according to Dr. Amy Barton, a former child abuse specialist at Children’s Medical Center of Dallas. “When I think about the time involved in that and what that scene must have looked like, it’s overwhelming,” Barton said. Dallas Police Sr. Cpl. Abel Lopez, who interviewed Escalona after the attack, showed a bottle of super glue taken out of the family‘s apartment as well as a section of an apartment wall with Jocelyn’s handprints.