NEW MEXICO WOMAN TRIED TO SNEAK GUN INTO JAIL IN HER GENITALS

KOAT reports that Josephine McAllister, 34, of Albuquerque, New Mexico, allegedly tried to sneak a gun into jail that was concealed in her genitals.McAllister was originally booked on Dec. 16 in connection with fraud charges related to allegedly stolen credit cards. The woman is accused of going through jail security and promptly throwing the gun away in the trash. That's where the firearm was allegedly found by an inmate, who alerted authorities. The Albuquerque Journal reports that McAllister told authorities she hid the gun in her waistband, but a criminal complaint says otherwise.
"Knowing how in depth the PTC (Prisoner Transport Center) officers search prisoners, there is no way that they could have missed it on her waist band,” a deputy wrote in the complaint. McAllister now faces a charge of bringing contraband into a place of imprisonment. It was not too long ago that another woman tried the same trick. In 2013, Christie Harris of Oklahoma was sentenced to 25 years for trying to sneak a gun into jail via her vagina. She also tried to sneak meth in her anus.

MOMMY DEAREST

A Florida woman who told cops she has anger control issues has been arrested for repeatedly beating her son with a rope and killing the family’s puppy as her children watched. Charlotte Wonjah, 26, appeared in a Miami court Thursday, where Judge George Sarduy set her bail at $5,000 on the animal cruelty charge and ordered her to appear again Friday on a charge of aggravated child abuse. Police officers were investigating a domestic violence case when they found welts and bruises on Wonjah’s 8-year-old son, WTVJ-TV reported. The wounds were in varying stages of healing, authorities said. The mother said she had lost control of temper and attacked her son, police said. She also acknowledged killing the family’s 1-month-old puppy by slamming it on the floor in front of her kids because she no longer wanted to take care of it, police said. A message left by the Daily News with the Miami Police Department wasn’t immediately returned Thursday.

BREASTFEEDING......OKAY???

As proud mum Denise Sumpter cuddles her bright, talented and confident daughter it is clear they have a special bond. At six-and-a-half years old, Belle is still breastfeeding– the oldest child in the UK known to be taking her mother’s milk. The Year Two pupil will ask for a feed if she is tired, ill or simply wants some bonding time with her mum. She might ask a couple of times a day, or maybe just once or twice a week. Sometimes she feeds on her own, and other times she latches on alongside 18-month-old brother Beau. And Denise, 44, insists she will continue until Belle decides it is time to stop. “I’ll feed Belle as long as she asks,” she says. “I don’t know how long that will be. It will be the same with Beau. I don’t think there’s anything weird about it.  “I feed both children on demand – ­whenever they want it.” Belle is a head taller than most of her classmates and has rarely been ill. Her mother puts this down to her “mama’s milk”, and for the confidence of her clever daughter – a talented violinist, singer and dancer who is top of the class in most subjects. Denise, a PhD student of ancient science, says: “I have two healthy, bright, confident children who I truly believe have benefitted from breast milk, and continue to do so.” Denise has the backing of partner Jules Deering, 47, a technical director at a university drama department. “Breastfeeding hasn’t impacted my sex life in any way,” she says. “It hasn’t ruined my breasts.” In fact she credits it with helping her keep her figure and her health, saying: “I’m protected from various cancers and can eat what I want without gaining weight.”