INSTEAD OF LADY FINGERS, HOW ABOUT LADY THUMB?

Florida – A Palm Bay man is accused of biting off his on-and-off again girlfriend’s left thumb during a fight. The incident began with a call from a nurse at Health First Holmes Regional Medical Center, Palm Bay police spokeswoman Yvonne Martinez said. “The nurse advised the victim was treated for a severed left thumb, and that the woman continued to say, “I can’t believe he bit my finger off,’” she said. “He bit it completely off and spit it out on the floorboard.” Martinez said hospital staff were not able to reattach her thumb. When Palm Bay police got to the hospital, the woman was gone. They went to her last-known address, on East University Boulevard, and found Melbourne police were already at the scene.

YUM!!!!!!