NO THANK YOU, I WILL USE THE NEXT DRINKING FOUNTAIN

Portland, Oregon – A 40-year old man, who was arrested in Portland, Ore. for allegedly washing his genitals in a park drinking fountain while kids played close by, said he was just trying to take a quick bath, according to KGW.com. Jamie Todd Henseler tried to talk to kids and throw a water balloon at them in Couch Park, a witness told Portland police. He then began to undress, according to a police bureau spokesman St. Pete Simpson and started washing his genitals. “He was bathing in the drinking fountain and had his pants down around his ankles and he was totally exposing himself,” witness Michale Koopman told KGW.com “Once I saw that I asked the teacher to bring the kids inside.” Hensler was apprehended and booked into the Multnomah County Jail according to The Oregonian, which first reported the story. He was charged with misuse of a drinking fountain, indecent exposure and disorderly conduct, The Oregonian reported. He was also banned from the park.