ONE MORE FART, AND I WILL SHOOT

New Jersey – Daniel Collins was apparently flat-out tired of his neighbor’s flatulence and decided to raise a stink with the help of his trusty firearm.
Police in Teaneck, N.J., said Collins (Picture), 72, had been involved in an ongoing dispute with the unidentified neighbor for some time, but Collins got really gassed when the man passed gas near Collins’ apartment door, NJ.com reported.
Collins allegedly pointed a revolver at the flatulent neighbor in the vestibule of their apartment building and said “I’m going to put a hole in your head,” according to NorthJersey.com.
When police arrived, Collins denied the threat, but consented to a search. Authorities recovered a .32 caliber revolver from his vehicle.