A Florida man is accused of having sex with Christie Brinkley... not the 80s supermodel and former wife of Billy Joel, but a Great Dane with the same name. Police say Armand M. Pacher, 64, told his vet's office that he was sleeping with Christie Brinkley, and not just to keep warm on a cold night. "She doesn't seem to enjoy it as much when we have sex," he allegedly said, "Maybe it's because I haven't been as energetic lately and that's why she's not enjoying it.'' The vet didn't think it was so funny -- and says when he found signs of forced sexual activity on Christie Brinkley, he called the cops. The vet told police that the evidence on the spayed dog couldn't have been from a another dog. 
Friday, May 11, 2012
YES, VIRGINIA...THE WORLD IS SICK!
A Florida man is accused of having sex with Christie Brinkley... not the 80s supermodel and former wife of Billy Joel, but a Great Dane with the same name. Police say Armand M. Pacher, 64, told his vet's office that he was sleeping with Christie Brinkley, and not just to keep warm on a cold night. "She doesn't seem to enjoy it as much when we have sex," he allegedly said, "Maybe it's because I haven't been as energetic lately and that's why she's not enjoying it.'' The vet didn't think it was so funny -- and says when he found signs of forced sexual activity on Christie Brinkley, he called the cops. The vet told police that the evidence on the spayed dog couldn't have been from a another dog. 
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