Friday, April 20, 2012

PISSING ON DAVY CROCKETT

 San Antonio, Texas – Alamo Rangers arrested Daniel Athens after they spotting him ducking under a fence and then relieving himself on the walls of the Shrine of Texas Liberty. The District Attorney could decide to charge Athens with the felony of damaging a public monument. That is a state jail felony which carries a prison term of up to two years. The Alamo Curator and a preservationist will try to determine how serious the damage from the acids in the urine was to the wall of the Alamo, and to decide how best to remove the visible stain. The Alamo is one of the most instantly recognizable buildings in the world.

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