MOMMY DEAREST

New York – A New York mom was charged with five counts of endangering the welfare of a child after she allegedly hired strippers to perform at her 16-year-old son’s birthday party, The Daily Freeman reported. Judy H. Viger, 33, from Gansevoort, N.Y., which is north of Albany, paid for two female adult entertainers to perform intimate dances for birthday party attendees, which included five who were younger than 17. Photos from the reportedly appeared online. At least one photo showed a woman clinging upside down to what was described as a seated teen, the report said. Police said several kids at the party got lap dances. The party appeared to be a large affair. The report said there were 80 adults and teens at the event, which was located at Spare Time Bowling Center.

OKAY?????

Japan – The latest fashion trend sweeping the nation of Japan sees schoolgirls wearing panties on their heads. Photos are popping up of Japanese schoolgirls donning panty masks while doing mundane activities like laundry and performing karaoke. The popular theory shared by Kotaku and BuzzFeed is that an odd and eccentric Japanese superhero Hentai Kamen has inspired the trend.

Billed as the abnormal superhero under salutations such as panty bless you, Hentai Kamen is a strange homo-erotic parody of a Power Ranger who wears panties on his head to conceal his identity and … nothing else. He’s got a film coming soon, but no one is really sure which came first: Hentai Kamen, or “kaopan” (face panties).

I guess my stramge neighbor is ahead in the fashion department..

THIS SOUND SANE TO ME...

Montana – A bill allowing individuals to salvage the meat from roadkilled game animals passed last week in Montana’s House of Representatives, the Daily Inter Lake reported. The measure passed 19-2 last week in the House and is now on its way to the state Senate, according to the newspaper. State Rep. Steve Lavin, a proponent of the bill, said the legislation is better than it sounds. “When people first hear about it – roadkill – some of them think this is a crazy bill, but it’s not,” Lavin told the newspaper. Lavin originally drafted the bill to allow generic “game animals, fur-bearing animals, migratory game birds and upland game birds” to be salvaged. But the idea was raising concerns among officials with Montana Fish, Wildlife and Parks, according to the newspaper. '

SEVEN YEAR OLD BOY FACES SUSPENSION FOR IMAGINARY GRENADE TOSS

Loveland, Colorado – A Colorado second-grader may be suspended from his elementary school after he disobeyed a key rule of no weapons, real or imaginary, when he tossed an imaginary grenade Friday during recess and went, ‘pshhh,’ to indicate that the imaginary device detonated, KDVR.com reported.Alex Watkins,7, who attends Mary Blair Elementary in Loveland, said he was playing the game “Rescue the World.” He plays the role of a heroic soldier out to rid the world of an evil threat.
His duties led him to throw the imaginary grenade into a box he pretended contained evil forces. He said he didn’t make any threats and was playing by himself, KDVR.com reported. The school has a list of ‘absolutes’ that states no weapons, even if they’re imaginary. A phone call Tuesday morning from FoxNews.com to the school was not immediately returned.

I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THE LUDICROUS MORONS WHO FEEL THAT THIS A WARRANTED ACTION!!!!!!

THIS IS ALL GETTING SOOOOO CRAZY

Alexandria – The boy, a fifth-grader at Douglas MacArthur Elementary School whose name is not being released, was charged as a juvenile with brandishing a weapon, police said. He was also suspended from school, and Alexandria City Public Schools Superintendent Morton Sherman said further action is being considered, including expulsion. On Monday, the boy showed the plastic gun to at least one other student during a bus ride home from the school. The 10-year-old did not point it at anyone or threaten to shoot it, but he neglected to mention that the weapon was fake, said Alexandria police spokeswoman Ashley Hildebrandt. When the boy arrived, authorities found the toy in his backpack. He was taken into custody, transported to a juvenile detention center for booking and then released to his parents, Hildebrandt said. “A toy gun is no danger to anyone,” said Liane Rozzell, executive director of Families & Allies of Virginia’s Youth. “A 10-year-old is not a fully formed adult by any means. And that kind of situation should be dealt with outside the courts and the justice system.”

CRAZY SPEEDING GRANDMA

SIOUX FALLS, South Dakota – A women gets four speeding tickets in less than 3 hours, including one for going 112 mph. Loretta Lacy raced 525 miles from Sioux Falls, S.D. to Racine, W.I. to make it to her granddaughter’s middle-school dance. Dispatchers recieved complaints about a car speeding and weaving through traffic along the interstate. According to reports, Lacy was then pulled over by a state trooper for doing 112 mph and ticketed for speeding, no insurance, and possession of marijuana.
She didn’t stop there. Lacy, 49, then recieved a second ticket for going 99 mph and two more for going 88 mph.

MONKEY INTO SPACE.., NOT.., DON'T THINK SO..

"Iran boasted this week it blasted a live monkey into space – but today it seems that was just a lot of hot air. Footage on state television before the mission showed a grey primate wearing a mini space suit and strapped into a pod. Iran claimed the rocket Pishgam reached a height of 72 miles before returning to Earth and the space monkey survived the journey. However, video of the animal astronaut being welcomed home appears to show he’d lost a distinctive mole and tufts of white hair had turned brown. That’s fuelled further speculation that the capsule never returned to Earth – or that it did but the monkey did not survive.

VERY CRAZY CAT PEOPLE

It was inevitable that Lisa would one day end up on the Internet, with her unique spin on what it means to be a crazy cat lady. Lisa eats cat hair. She finds it all over her apartment, which must be as wonderful and fuzzy as finding chewed gum all over your apartment if you are a regular person who doesn’t eat cat hair. She prefers it from the source, though: “The best ones are right off the cat,” she explains. Freshness is key, obviously.Lisa describes the “comforting feeling” of chewing on cat hair and while she says that stroking her cat with her tongue is a bonding experience, she and her cat aren’t going all the way – Lisa explains, “I’m not lickin’ her butt.” Yet

DANGEROUS WEAPONS

 

Massachusetts – A 5-year-old boy in Massachusetts may be suspended after he reportedly built a toy gun out of Legos during an after-school program. Joseph Cardosa, the student, is part of the after-school program at Hyannis West Elementary School, on Cape Cod, MyFoxBoston.com reported.

A few days ago, his parents received a letter that said the boy has received his first written warning for using toys inappropriately, and that upon a second written warning, he will be suspended from the program for two weeks. The principal of Hyannis West Elementary told MyFoxBoston.com, “we need a safe environment for our students. While someone might think that making a Lego gun is just an action of a 5-year-old, to other 5-year-olds, that might be a scary experience.”