WOMAN ON METH DECAPITATES PET RABBIT IN FRONT OF HER KIDS

PANAMA CITY, Florida – A Panhandle woman who cut the head off a pet rabbit in front of her kids while high on meth won’t do prison time after pleading no contest Friday to felony counts of animal cruelty and child abuse. Tina Sandlin, 36, of Southport has been in jail since she was arrested Sept. 25 last year, and when she’s released she will be going straight to an inpatient drug-treatment facility. Judge Elijah Smiley sentenced her to five years on probation, the first 18 months of which will be drug offender probation. Sandlin will be eligible for early termination of her probation after 30 months if she meets her requirements, which include a provision that she have no contact with her husband. She also is not allowed to have contact with her children until she has been released from the treatment facility and been sober for 90 days; at that point, a counselor for the children will determine the circumstances of any visitation.

CWAZY LADY.......................

BOOB LOVE

"A woman in Georgia is marketing her services in the breast way possible -- by giving massages with her size 48NN breasts. And, yes, bra sizes do go that large. Kristy Love, 34, a certified massage therapist in Atlanta, advertises herself on her website as "THE premiere CMT BBW body rub specialist taking Atlanta AND the world to an all new level of BBW adult entertainment." For those of you who need some explaining, "CMT" is a certified massage therapist. A "BBW" is a big, beautiful woman. Love's clients can get both normal and "sensual" massages, but her stack-in-trade is something called the "happy man works" where she rubs her gigantic bosoms over various parts of her client's body for $300 an hour. Love claims on her website that the mammary massage is supposed to "keep you focused in the present and give you the opportunity to experience all aspects of your nature not just a part of your persona." Love didn't intend to put her boobs front and center when she started out in her masseuse career, but her attempts at finding a regular job was a bust. "When I finished beauty school, no one wanted to hire me. I got interviews but I kept getting asked if I'd be able to stand all day," Love said according to Reveal.co.uk. "People assumed my size would be a disadvantage. They'd never get back in touch." Love -- whose name is inspired by "Get Christie Love," an early-1970s crime drama about a sassy cop who told perps "You're under arrest, sugar!" -- decided to give massages out of her home and when one customer asked her if she could go topless, a 42NN light bulb went on in her head. “At first, I was indignant and said I didn't give those kinds of massages. I was ashamed of my body because I was so big," she said, according to the Daily Mirror. "But when I realized there might be something in breast massages.  I put an advert in the local newspaper and the phone began ringing off the hook."Love makes as much as $1300 a day doing the massages, and has worked out various techniques to using her breasts in different ways, such as body gliding, where she covers herself in oil and slides over the customer.Some customers just want to be squashed, a technique that Love says is not without risks."I have to keep an eye out when I'm squashing someone," she said, according to the Mirror. "I look at their feet and their fingers to make sure there is still movement there and they’re still breathing."But Love's chesty antics are rubbing other masseuses the wrong way. Michelle Rozzen,  a licensed massage therapist in Los Angeles, says Love's mammary rubdowns are completely unethical. "Kristy provides more of a sexual favor than massage, and it is considered inappropriate and illegal activity," Rozzen told The Huffington Post by email. "In massage school we are not taught to do what Kristy performs. It's more of a sexual act and it gives those professional massage therapists, whom actually give proper massages with their hands, a bad reputation."

NEWLYWED LOVE

MISSOULA, Mont. — A newlywed wife was charged Monday with killing her husband by pushing him off a cliff in Glacier National Park during an argument just a week after they got married. Charging documents suggest Jordan Linn Graham, 22, was having second thoughts about getting married around the time the body of her husband, Cody Lee Johnson, 25, of Kalispell, was discovered. Graham told an FBI agent that she and her husband had been arguing July 7 as they walked in the Loop Trail area of the park. At one point, she turned to walk away, but Johnson grabbed her arm, she said. She turned around, removed his hand from her arm and "due to her anger, she pushed Johnson with both hands in the back, and as a result, he fell face first off the cliff," an affidavit states. Johnson was reported missing July 8 when he failed to show up for work. Graham later reported that she had spotted his body. Graham made an initial court appearance Monday before U.S. Magistrate Judge Jeremiah C. Lynch on a charge of second-degree murder. She is currently in custody. Her attorney, public defender Andrew Nelson, declined to comment. Johnson's family and friends were relieved after calling for an investigation since his body was recovered July 12. "Two months probably isn't very long for an FBI investigation, but when you're waiting for answers, that's a lifetime," family friend Tracey Maness said. Maness said Johnson was excited about his wedding and in love with Graham. Graham initially told investigators that Johnson left their house late July 7 with unidentified friends in a dark-colored car with Washington state license plates. That night, she texted a friend and said she was about to talk to Johnson about her reservations about having gotten married the previous weekend. The friend, identified only by initials, told the FBI about receiving the text from Graham just before 9 p.m. in which Graham said, "Oh well, I'm going to talk to him." The friend responded, "I'll pray for you guys." Graham replied, "But dead serious if u don't hear from me at all again tonight, something happened." Another friend said Graham reported receiving an email July 10 saying Johnson had left with three friends, went hiking, had fallen and was dead. The next day, Graham reported to park officials that she had spotted Johnson's body. A ranger thought that was unusual, but Graham explained, "It was a place he wanted to see before he died," authorities said. Graham was interviewed July 16 and acknowledged lying about her husband's death, authorities said.

I WONDER IF OBAMA CARE WOULD PAY FOR THIS??

Philippines - The 35-year-old, from Calamba City, Philippines, has had 19 operations: nose jobs, skin whitening, liposuction, jaw realignment, pectoral implants and even abdominal implants to become a real-life Superman. Herbert Chavez first fell in love with the super hero – famed for his red cape and ‘S’ logo – when he was five-years-old watching him on television. Over the next 30-years he has spent around 300,000 Pesos on his obsession – a fortune compared to the average 90 peso hourly wage in the Philippines. Herbert regularly takes to the streets around his home dressed in full Superman regalia, with his hair gelled in distinctive curly fashion. He aims to teach children good morals while also brightening their day.

THE ILLOGICAL SENSELESS PEOPLE WE HAVE IN CONGRESS

Washington DC – Democratic Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton said Tuesday that at the current time, the only reason she would vote in favor of an attack on Syria was out of loyalty to Barack Obama. Appearing on radio’s Bill Press Show, the non-voting delegate from  the District of Columbia also said if the President actually gets the votes he  needs, “it’ll be because of loyalty of Democrats. They just don’t want to see  him shamed and humiliated on the national stage” 

JUST GREAT, LET'S GO TO WAR, KILL SOME SYRIANS....., and.. ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING WILL BE ACCOMPLISHED EXCEPT A PRESIDENT'S BRAGGING RIGHTS?? WE ALWAYS CAUSE MORE PROBLEMS IN THE END, LOOK AT EGYPT YOU TWIT!!!!!

A DIABETIC JUNKIE??? NOT!!!!!

UK – A diabetic mother-of-two was ordered to leave a McDonald’s restaurant for injecting herself with insulin – after staff accused  her of being on drugs. Sarah Pike, 36, ordered a Big Mac from the fast-food chain last Friday and administered insulin to reduce her blood sugar level before eating her meal. When staff spotted her injecting herself they told her to leave the premises because they believed she was using hard drugs. Mrs Pike, of Banbury, Oxfordshire, said:  ‘This was probably the most humiliating experience of my life and something like  this has never happened to me before. ‘I was shocked. I am Type 1 so I need to use  insulin before eating meals each day, and I kept saying the pen could not be  tampered with but they wouldn’t believe me. 

BREAST FED ON THE GO

China – A mom in a hurry in central China when she breastfed her young son while they sped through traffic on a moped. Witnesses say the tot – aged about 18 months – was crying as the bike weaved through busy roads in Yuzhou, Henan province. “So she suddenly lifted up her T-shirt, whipped out her breast and started to feed him on the move,” said one startled driver. But the impromptu meals on wheels earned the mother a ticking off from local police.

SO...., NOW OUR SUPREME COURT JUSTICES ARE PERFORMING SAME SEX MARRIAGES???

Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg will become the first Supreme Court member in history to officiate a same-sex marriage at a wedding on Saturday in Washington, D.C. Ginsburg expressed excitement about conducting the wedding ceremony of Kennedy Center President Michael M. Kaiser and economist John Roberts (not related to U.S. Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts). “I think it will be one more statement that people who love each other and want to live together should be able to enjoy the blessings and the strife in the marriage relationship,” Ginsburg said. “It won’t be long before there will be another [officiated by a Supreme Court justice],” she added. “I can’t imagine someone I’d rather be married by [than Ginsburg],” Kaiser, who is a close friend of Ginsburg, reportedly said. The Washington Post notes that Ginsburg is also scheduled to officiate another same-sex wedding in September.