MAKES SENSE TO ME!

STRANGE DREAMS

THOUGHTS

HEART OF A LION

SIC EM KITTY

ONE OF OBAMA'S CIVILAIN ARMY MEN

OH POOR BABY BARRY HUSSAIN, AM I PICKING ON YOU AGAIN, ARE YOU AND LIEBERMAN GOING TO SHUT ME DOWN?

LOUISIANA LAW

Law: One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise.

A great law for the vengeful people, but this one being considered as a serious statute is rather comical.

SOME CRAZINESS

SOME HUMOR

A VERY SMART MAN

MIGHT BE THE ONLY WAY TO GET A FAIR ELECTION IN THE FALL

QUEEN MICHELLE

ESTEPONA, Spain -- Spanish police cleared off a stretch of beach for U.S. first lady Michelle Obama and daughter Sasha to relax by the Mediterranean Friday after a busy day of sightseeing. Police used palm trees to mark off the boundaries of a 100-meter (100-yard) expanse for the American delegation. On either side, onlookers gawked. As the first lady rested inside a canvas hut by the shore, her 9-year-old daughter splashed around in the sea and a security guard swam with her. The Obamas arrived Wednesday for a five-day stay in southern Spain that is being described as private, although Mrs. Obama is to meet with King Juan Carlos and Queen Sofia Sunday at their summer residence on the island of Mallorca.

MOTHER, AND 12 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER IN CRITICAL CONDITION, AFTER THEY STAB EACH OTHER

Nutty News London - A 12-year-old and her mother were fighting for life tonight after suffering knife wounds in a ‘domestic incident’. The pair were rushed to hospital in a critical condition this afternoon after they were both discovered with stab wounds in Greenford, near Southall in west London. London Ambulance Service and the air ambulance were called, adding: ‘They have both been taken to a north London hospital where they are both described as being in a critical condition.’

SO LUDICROUS

(AP) LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (AP) - Elvis Presley is running for Arkansas governor. No, not that Elvis. Elvis D. Presley of Star City filed papers with the secretary of state's office on Wednesday to run as a write-in candidate for governor. Presley indicated in the paperwork that he wants to "supply the people with a broader array of employment and newer chain of state government." He declined to tell The Associated Press how he got his name but says he is an Elvis impersonator in his spare time. Democratic Gov. Mike Beebe is seeking re-election in November. He faces Republican Jim Keet and Green Party nominee Jim Lendall in November. Two other candidates have filed to run as write-ins for governor. Presley must still file with each of the state's 75 counties.

AND....., HE IS PROBABLY A DEMOCRAT!

OBAMA, YOU EVEN EMBARRASS ME

YOU ARE LETTING YOUR PEOPLE DOWN AS WELL AS EVERYONE ELSE! I CERTAINLY HOPE YOU LIKE ALL OF YOUR VACATIONS, CAUSE WE ALL CAN'T HAVE ANY, THANKS TO YOU AND YOUR MISSES!!

OBAMA NEEDS MORE MONEY

(AP) It's hardly unusual to hear small business owners gripe about licensing requirements or complain that heavy-handed regulations are driving them into the red. So when Multnomah County shut down an enterprise last week for operating without a license, you might just sigh and say, there they go again. Except this entrepreneur was a 7-year-old named Julie Murphy. Her business was a lemonade stand at the Last Thursday monthly art fair. The government regulation she violated? Failing to get a $120 temporary restaurant license. Turns out that kids' lemonade stands - those constants of summertime - are supposed to get a permit in Oregon, particularly at big events that happen to be patrolled regularly by county health inspectors. Even so, Julie was careful about making the lemonade, cleaning her hands with hand sanitizer, using a scoop for the bagged ice and keeping everything covered when it wasn't in use, Fife said. After 20 minutes, a "lady with a clipboard" came over and asked for their license. When Fife explained they didn't have one, the woman told them they would need to leave or possibly face a $500 fine.

EMPTY LEMONADE STANDS ALL OVER OREGON!

WHAT WOULD JESUS DO.., CERTAINLY NOT THIS!!

Florida - A controversial Florida church known for publicly condemning what it considers sins plans to burn copies of Islam’s holy book on the upcoming ninth anniversary of the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks. The non-denominational Dove World Outreach Center, which has in the past joined the extremist Westboro Baptist Church in protesting homosexuality, is organizing the “International Burn A Quran Day” to oppose Islam, which it sees as a “violent and oppressive religion.”