Wednesday, June 30, 2010

I WANT ONE IN MY BACK YARD




MADE IN AMERICA???  MOSTLY NOT!!!

Thursday, June 24, 2010

SOME OF OBAMA'S MONEY

Reporting from Sacramento —California welfare recipients are able to use state-issued debit cards to withdraw cash on gaming floors in more than half of the casinos in the state, a Los Angeles Times review of records found. The cards, provided by the Department of Social Services to help recipients feed and clothe their families, work in automated teller machines at 32 of 58 tribal casinos and 47 of 90 state-licensed poker rooms, the review found. State officials said Wednesday they were working to determine how much money had been withdrawn from casino ATMs by people using the welfare debit cards.

SOON, THIS WILL BE A DAILY THING


BERLIN – A Jewish dance group was attacked with stones by a group of children and teenagers during a performance at a street festival in the Germany city of Hannover, police said Thursday. One dancer suffered a leg injury and the group then canceled their performance. The teenagers also used a megaphone to shout anti-Semitic slurs during the Saturday afternoon attack, Hannover police spokesman Thorsten Schiewe said. Police said the incident is under investigation and that they do not have an exact number of attackers yet. Schiewe said there were several Muslim immigrant youths among the attackers. Two suspects, a 14-year-old and a 19-year-old, were being questioned, he said. Alla Volodarska, whose Progressive Jewish community of Hannover group held the performance, told The Associated Press in an interview that members were still in shock. "What happened is just so awful," Volodarska said. "The teenagers started throwing stones the moment our dance group was announced, even before they started dancing." Volodarska said she did not attend the event herself, but had talked to several members of the eight-person dance group since the incident. She said one dancer, a woman in her forties, was injured by several stones that hit her leg. "There were many kids throwing stones, many of them, but we don't know the exact number," she said, adding that the community had performed Israeli group dances at many festivals in the past and never experienced this kind of hostility before. Volodarska said that the festival took place in Sahlkamp, an immigrant neighborhood of Hannover.

AND JUST LIKE 70 YEARS AGO, THE WORLD WILL JUST STAND BUY

DUH..., DOES THAT HURT?

HORSHAM, Australia, June 23 (UPI) -- Police in Australia said two men dubbed "dumb and dumber" by investigators shot each other with an air rifle to see whether it would hurt. Horsham police said the two 34-year-old men decided to have a "bit of fun" after drinking beer Sunday and decided to shoot each other with the air rifle to see whether the shots "would penetrate their skin or it would hurt," The Australian reported Wednesday. Police said the two men shot each other at about 5:30 p.m. and apparently believed they had escaped injury until two days later when they were hospitalized with pain and had pellets surgically removed from their legs and buttocks. Investigators said they revoked a firearms license held by one of the men and took away his guns. They said the investigation is ongoing.

FUNNY, BUT I THINK THE FIRST GUY "IS" RIGHT



Sarah Palin: Libs Hate Her Because She's Beautiful, Not Like That Michelle Obama
 By Richard Connelly
Texas Tech, that bastion of Americanism way out there in Lubbock, has done it again. This time they're not protesting a statue that allegedly features Commies and lesbians, nor are they linking tattoos to social deviance. This time, they're saying liberals hate Sarah Palin because she's beautiful, and libs prefer dogs like Eleanor Roosevelt, Hillary Clinton and Elena Kagan. Well, at least one Red Raider is. A.W.R. Hawkins writes an online column for the conservative Human Events and proudly lists in his bio that he has a Ph.D. in military history from Tech. Which makes him an expert on dames, apparently. Liberals and Dems hate Sarah Palin because she's for smaller government, he writes in his latest column; they hate her because she didn't go to an Ivy League school and they hate her because "she chose to carry her Down Syndrome baby to term instead of aborting it. (That last one really drives them crazy.)" But what really sets these abortion-loving atheists off? "[A]ll these reasons are trumped by the fact that they despise her beauty," he writes. As a member of the media, we supposedly knew this already: The double standard resides here: When Palin dresses in nice clothes reporters act like she's being ostentatious, but when Mrs. Obama does it reporters are taken aback by her glamour. Yet the dirty little secret is that Palin could don a $90.00 dress from Wal-Mart and steal the show from a diamond covered Mrs. Obama any day, and the media knows it. Got it. The analysis goes even deeper, hard as it may be to believe: [T]he left criticizes that which they fear. We also have to keep in mind the fact that all the names they throw at Palin are really code words for "Dang, that woman looks good." And who can blame them for noticing? After all, since the 1930s they've spent their time supporting women who looked like Eleanor Roosevelt, Hillary Clinton, Janet Reno, Tipper Gore, and Elena Kagan. Suffice it to say there isn't a lot of pinup potential in that list. Texas Tech represent!!! No fatties allowed!

THE OTHER WHITE MEAT

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

NO CAPTIONS



GIVE ME YOUR CAPTIONS....., HA, HA, HA

well, we have Winken, Blinken, and Nod.  

FIRST HOLLAND, SOON AMERICA, DON'T DOUBT IT!

Bruno Waterfield  Published: 2:36PM BST 22 Jun 2010

Lodewijk Asscher, Amsterdam's mayor, has ordered the new decoy strategy to cut the number of verbal and physical attacks on Jews, amid fears that anti-Semitic "hate crime" is on the rise. "Jews in at least six Amsterdam neighbourhoods often cannot cross the street wearing a skullcap without being insulted, spat at or even attacked," according to local reports.Israeli chief rabbinate cuts ties with Vatican over Holocaust rowAmsterdam police already disguise officers as "decoy prostitutes, decoy gays and decoy grannies" in operations to deter street muggings and attacks on homosexuals or the city's red light district. Police in the Dutch city of Gouda have claimed the use of officers disguised as apparently frail old age pensioners has helped cut street crime. "If we receive several reports of street robbery in a certain location, we send out the granny. That soon quietens things down," said a spokesman. Secret television recordings by the Jewish broadcasting company, Joodse Omroep, broadcast at the weekend, have shocked Amsterdam, a city which prides itself on liberalism and which is home to the Anne Frank museum. The footage showed young men, often of Muslim immigrant origin, shouting and making Nazi salutes at a rabbi when he visited different areas of the Dutch capital.

ECCLESIASTES OF THE TATTOO WORLD

LLANELLI, Wales, June 21 (UPI) -- A Welsh woman whose son died said she had his ashes mixed with ink and tattooed into three designs on her back. Kim Mordue of Llanelli said her son Lloyd, a rugby player, died after taking the party drug GHB. She decided to memorialize him with the tattoos etched by her husband Dave, who owns a tattoo parlor, The Sun reported Monday. The mother said her tattoos depict a tree of life, an angel releasing a butterfly and a poem dedicated to Lloyd. "I've put Lloyd back where he started -- he's in my body again," Mordue said. "As soon as I knew it was possible I wanted to have the ashes tattoos as a tribute to Lloyd." Mordue said she hopes the tattoos will serve as a warning about the dangers of drugs. "Losing a child to drugs really is the worst nightmare a parent can have," she said.

SENIOR CITIZEN SEXTING-UGH!!

NEW YORK (CBS) ―According to the AARP, "sexting" is catching on with the 50-and-up crowd! Debbie Nigro is 52 and started getting "sext" messages a couple years ago. "The world is becoming ageless. There is no expiration date on sexy. There just isn't," said Nigro, who runs FirstWivesWorld.com, a group she helped create for divorced women. She told CBS 2 HD with so many out there, sexting is becoming a lot more popular. "Women in particular are crashing that middle age stereotype. And divorce, being what it is in this country right now, has half the population out dating right now at a much older age than they'd ever imagined," said Nigro. She said it's a lot more common than one might think, since folks don't run around talking about it. She said it's important not to cross the line of respect, and that sensuous talk is a lot better than blatant sexual messages. But have fun. "The only difference between being 50 and sexting and being 20 and sexting is you need reading glasses to see what the heck they're saying," she said. Her 22-year-old daughter, Alex Natole, is all for it. I think that's fabulous. I think that age is just a number, even if they're just a mom, everyone deserves to have fun," said Natole. "I don't want to see or hear the texts, but she's having fun and that's OK with me as long as I don't know the specifics." Dr. Bonnie Eaker Weil is a relationship counselor and author of "Make-up, Don't Break Up." She told CBS 2 HD that responsible sexting is great. "I just think it's wonderful! With the economy the way it is, people are so stressed out, they don't have money. The new going out is staying in. So you want to build up that crescendo, novelty and excitement, and this is giving them that big buzz," she said. Dr. Eaker Weil said you want to keep sexting private, especially if you have children in the house. Make sure you delete your messages and don't leave your phone laying around the house. Relationship experts also say sexting is not just for singles, it can also spice things up for married couples, too.

EVOLUTION OF MEN IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES


SAD, BUT SO TRUE!!

PLEASE, PLEASE, NOT ME!!

Sunday, June 20, 2010

MORE CATS


AP) COLUMBIA, Mo. (AP) - Animal control officers rescued 28 cats from a motel room in Columbia after receiving a complaint about the smell. Animal control supervisor Molly Aust said the cats were found Wednesday in a room at a Motel 6. She says the floor of the room was covered with a tarp, which was covered with cat waste and cat litter. A 52-year-old woman who lived in the room was issued a summons for violating a city ordinance that limits Columbia residents to owning only four dogs or cats older than 6 months. The Columbia Daily Tribune reports that the cats were mostly oriental shorthairs, about 7 months to 1 year or more in age. The cats were taken to the Central Missouri Humane Society, which said most of them were in good condition.

100 DEAD CATS

IT AIN'T PRETTY!

(AP) BLACK RIVER FALLS, Wis. (AP) - Social services has removed three children from a home in Jackson County where 100 dead cats were found in a nonfunctioning freezer. Sheriff Duane Waldera said filthy conditions and feces from another 17 live cats caused deputies to determine the house was unlivable. Gabriella Bernabei said authorities are targeting her and her boyfriend because of their Wiccan religious beliefs. Bernabei said the cats were kept in the garage freezer because she planned to bury them. She said she was properly storing the carcasses until she could get to the burials. The live cats were taken to the Jackson County Animal Shelter. Animal control officer Barb Pfaff says some were too sick to save.

                                                                

Friday, June 18, 2010

HOW FAST WAS I GOING??

COLUMBUS, Ohio – Ohioans are outraged over last week's Ohio Supreme Court decision that said a police officer could write speeding tickets just by looking at a vehicle and estimating how fast it is moving.  The justices' ruling said that no radar detector is needed for a speeding citation to stick, just a certificate showing the officer has been trained to make educated guesses on what a speedometer is reading. Justice Maureen O'Connor, who wrote the 5-to-1 decision, stated: "We hold that a police officer's unaided visual estimation of a vehicle's speed is sufficient evidence to support a conviction for speeding," assuming the officer is trained and certified by the Ohio Peace Officer Training Academy or similar organization. O'Connor is running for chief justice in the November election, and two other justices -- Judith Ann Lanzinger and Paul Pfeifer -- are running for re-election. Pfeifer is unopposed.

THE NEW THIRD REICH

Paul Joseph Watson
Prison Planet.com
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
The federal government would have “absolute power” to shut down the Internet under the terms of a new US Senate bill being pushed by Joe Lieberman, legislation which would hand President Obama a figurative “kill switch” to seize control of the world wide web in response to a Homeland Security directive. Lieberman has been pushing for government regulation of the Internet for years under the guise of cybersecurity, but this new bill goes even further in handing emergency powers over to the feds which could be used to silence free speech under the pretext of a national emergency. “The legislation says that companies such as broadband providers, search engines or software firms that the US Government selects “shall immediately comply with any emergency measure or action developed” by the Department of Homeland Security. Anyone failing to comply would be fined,” reports ZDNet’s Declan McCullagh.

WITH OBAMA IN THE WHITE HOUSE, NOTHING SURPRISES ME ANYMORE. YOU GONNA SHUT ME DOWN TOO BARACK HUSSAIN?

DANGEROUS BOY'S CAP

PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Christan Morales said her son just wanted to honor American troops when he wore a hat to school decorated with an American flag and small plastic Army figures. But the school banned the hat because it ran afoul of the district's zero-tolerance weapons policy. Why? The toy soldiers were carrying tiny guns. "His teacher called and said it wasn't appropriate," Morales said. Morales' 8-year-old son, David, had been assigned to make a hat for the day when his second-grade class would meet their pen pals from another school. She and her son came up with an idea to add patriotic decorations to a camouflage hat. Earlier this week, after the hat was banned, the principal at the Tiogue School in Coventry told the family that the hat would be fine if David replaced the Army men holding weapons with ones that didn't have any, according to Superintendent Kenneth R. Di Pietro. But, Morales said, the family had only one Army figure without a weapon (he was carrying binoculars), so David wore a plain baseball cap on the day of the pen pal meeting.

NICE DOOR BELL

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

THIS WILL MAKE TEENAGERS COMFORTABLE WITH CHRIST

Great..., make kids so guilt ridden that they will figure that they might as well have sexual intercourse since they will burn in hell anyway!

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

SUCKLE UP, DUDE

"As many of us know, women and men in Saudi Arabia must be careful not to mingle, as the insanely strict Islamic law bans mixing between the sexes who are not related. Recently, the Saudis have issued a fatwa that forces women who come into contact with unrelated men on a regular basis to breastfeed them so that they can be considered “relatives” and not potential lovers. The strangest part is, this isn’t the actual issue at hand. The issue is, how do the men get the milk? I know, it just gets weirder. According to the Gulf News, Sheikh Al Obeikan, a consultant to the Ministry of Justice and an adviser to the royal court stated, “the man should take the milk, but not directly from the breast of the woman. He should drink it and then becomes a relative of the family, a fact that allows him to come in contact with the woman without breaking Islam’s rules about mixing.” This fatwa applies to men who regularly come into contact with the same woman, or men who live in the same house with a woman. The woman has to pump her breast milk into a glass and give it to the unrelated male. Doesn’t that sound appetizing? But, not all agree with giving the milk in such a way. Oh, no. Another high-profile sheik, Abi Ishaq Al Huwaini, believes that the men should suckle the breast milk directly from the woman’s breast. Now we are talking! How is it that you can get close enough to suckle, though, without getting thrown in jail? If the genders aren’t allowed to mix, how could you do this without the religious police on your ass? This is serious stuff! Under this strict Islamic law, women aren’t allowed to vote, drive, or leave the country without the consent of a male “guardian”. For example, in March 2009, a 75 years old Syrian widow named Khasmisa Mohammad Sawadi---I repeat---75 years old---was sent to jail for six months and given forty lashes after the religious police found out that two men (who were not her relatives) were in her home, delivering bread. Now, did they really think she was getting it on with these two delivery boys?"

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

ONLY $5000 FOR A KIDNEY!!!

CORAL SPRINGS, Fla., June 7 (UPI) -- A Florida surgeon who mistakenly removed a patient's kidney instead of his gallbladder has been fined $5,000, officials said. In October 2007 Bernard Zaragoza of Coral Springs removed a kidney from an 83-year-old patient whose "unusual anatomy" placed the kidney where the gallbladder should have been, Health News Florida reported Monday. "I was completely mortified," Zaragoza said upon discovering the error. "It's a complication I never heard of, dreamed of, or imagined could happen.'' The Florida Board of Medicine took the unusual circumstances into consideration when approving the relatively mild $5,000 fine, plus 50 hours of community service. The panel chalked the situation up to "bad luck," with one board member saying he would be happy to have the surgeon operate on his own family members. The patient died of heart failure three weeks after the operation. 

HE DIED?? SURPRISING TO ME!!

NO JOBS, BUT HAVE DOPE


The movement to legalize marijuana in Detroit appears to be ready for a decision by voters in November after petitions were certified by the Detroit Elections Commission. The initiative would legalize possession of up to one ounce of marijuana for personal use. The petitions were filed by the Coalition for a Safer Detroit last month with City Clerk Janice Winfrey. Backers said petitions to put the initiative before voters were certified May 19, reports Darren A. Nichols of The Detroit News. "They met the proper number (of signatures) and we met all the legal standards," said Tim Beck, a registered medical marijuana patient who filed the petitions. "There will be no legal challenge to keep if off the ballot," Beck said. "I'm very confident. People in Detroit have a serious understanding that priorities need to be reconsidered in respect to law enforcement. We need to focus on violent crime and guns. We just can't afford this any longer." The group turned in more than 6,000 signatures to place the voter initiative on November's ballot. The Detroit City Council has 30 days to either pass the initiative into law, or it automatically goes before voters.

LIBS, YOU ARE WHERE YOU EAT AT

BOSTON, June 7 (UPI) -- Some Boston officials say they want to convert two former public toilet facilities into upscale outdoor eating establishments. The idea of converting the aging gothic-style "Pink Palace" at Boston Commons and a grungy closed-up restroom called the Duck House in the Back Bay Fens neighborhood will be presented to lawmakers at a Statehouse meeting Tuesday by the city's Parks and Recreation Commission staff, the Boston Herald reports. Some people said they are OK with the concept. "It could be a real conversation piece," Cathy Chang of Arlington told the Herald as she sat on a park bench near the Pink Palace. Bill Clark of Newport, R.I., said he wouldn't have a problem with it because it hasn't been a toilet for a long time. "They could have two sides to the restaurant -- men and women -- and a lot of railings," he quipped

Monday, June 7, 2010

HELEN THOMAS-YOU CAN GO TO HELL!!

Rabbi Nessenoff: Any comments on Israel? We’re asking everbybody today, any comments on Israel?
Helen Thomas: Tell em to get the hell out of Palestine.
Nessenoff: Oh. Any better comments on Israel?
Thomas: Remember, these people are occupied, and it’s their land. Not German, it’s not Poland.
Nessenoff: So where should they go and what should they do?
Thomas: They should go home!
Nessenoff: Where’s their home?
Thomas: Poland. Germany.
Nessenoff: So you’re saying the Jews should go back to Poland and Germany?
Thomas: And America and everywhere else.

THIS LIBERAL MEDIA MINDSET IS PATHETIC, AND IF SHE HAS HER JOB STILL, IT IS EVEN MORE PATHEITIC!

WHORES


SYDNEY, June 6 (UPI) -- Groups representing sex workers in Australia held a nationwide International Whores Day Saturday to call for uniform anti-discrimination laws, observers said. Janelle Fawkes, head of the Scarlet Alliance, said laws protecting sex workers in Tasmania, Queensland and the Australian Capital Territory are not enough and should extend to the other territories and states, the Australian Broadcasting Corp. reported. The International Whores Day event was about creating awareness about discrimination, Fawkes told the ABC. "Currently levels of discrimination against sex workers are unacceptably high," she said, "from prices to advertise in newspapers, through to getting bank loans, to being affected in custody battles because of our sex work experience being used against us."

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT, WHORE?

Friday, June 4, 2010

FAT DOGS, FAT PEOPLE

Fat owners linked to fat dogs, but not fat cats.
By McClatchy-Tribune News Service
Many thanks to the Lempert Report for alerting us to a piece of pet-obesity news. A study published in the journal Public Health Nutrition investigated the relationship between body weight in pet owners and body weight in their pets. Its finding: Overweight owners tend to have overweight dogs, as other studies have reported before. But no such relationship was seen between owners and pet cats. Going out on a limb, the Dutch authors conclude that this difference may be due to the fact that dog owners either walk their dogs — or don't. The same relationship does not hold for cats, which tend not to be walked. Among other study limitations, the authors do note in their report (which we read, but warn you it requires a purchase to be accessed in full) that the sample sizes were small: 36 cat-owner pairs and 47 dog-owner pairs. Some, of course, have found ways to break down this relationship between exercise-the-dog and exercise-the-owner. At a Los Angeles-area dog park not long back, we spotted a car, window open, with a leash trailing out of it. Attached to the end was a dog, huffing and puffing to keep up with the moving vehicle.

BOO HOO FOR THE MOO


GRAND RAPIDS, Mich., June 3 (UPI) -- Michigan prosecutors have offered a young ex-Marine a deal -- admit killing a pregnant cow and say his mother put him up to it and the charges will be dropped. Dustin Bender, 23, appeared in Kent County District Court Wednesday when he waived a probable cause hearing, leaving the matter open, The Grand Rapids Press reported. Prosecutors say Bender's mother Catherine, 39, wanted to kill the cow belonging to Geri and Thomas Young to intimidate Thomas Young from testifying against her live-in boyfriend. Timothy Young, Thomas's brother, faces a criminal sexual conduct charge. Thomas Young, who was in court Tuesday for a hearing, said he believes Catherine Bender pushed for the cow's death, even if it was her son who actually pulled the trigger. He said he does not believe Dustin Bender and other young people involved should be punished and that Dustin's honorable service in Iraq in the Marines should be held in his favor. "We were all 19, and we all did dumb things," he said. Dustin Bender and his mother face related charges in Ottawa County, where prosecutors have not yet signed on to any deal.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

UGH!! OH VENUS, PUT SOME BRITCHES ON!!


0-LOVE

OUCH!

LYNNWOOD, Wash., June 1 (UPI) -- A Washington state man accidentally discharged his gun at a Lowe's Home Improvement store and shot himself in the testicles, police said. Lynnwood police spokeswoman Shannon Sessions said the man was shopping at about 12:30 p.m. Sunday when his gun, which was in the waistband of his pants, went off in an apparent "accidental discharge," The Seattle Times reported Tuesday. "It made a loud noise and scared a lot of people in the store," Sessions said. "I believe he shot himself in the testicles and he also had some injuries to his leg and foot. He was obviously in shock."
Sessions said police did not have a chance to interview the man before he was rushed to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle, but investigators determined "at this point it does look like it's accidental."
Police are continuing to investigate, the spokeswoman said.


GO TO THE HARDWARE SECTION, THAT WILL TAKE CARE OF THIS.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

DEADLY ASSULT

"New York City bus drivers took an average of two paid months off last year after being spat upon by upset riders. The indignity is considered an assault under the drivers' union contract. That entitles them to take a paid break. The Metropolitan Transportation Authority said Monday that 83 drivers were spat on last year. Of those, 51 took an average of 64 paid days off. One driver took 191 days of paid leave. The drivers made up one-third of the number of transit workers who took time off due to assaults. The drivers' union says the encounters cause psychological trauma, because workers they may contract a disease or be assaulted again. They say all cases are cleared by a transit agency doctor."

TRUE LOVE.... YEH, RIGHT!!


LEMONADE??

KILL THE TASKMASTER

SAD, BUT THESE ARE REAL SMOKERS